Leave it to me to find the one vending machine on campus that hasn’t increased the white monster cost yet #ArloRambles
Arlo
@arlojax011.bsky.social
NSFW 18+— FV, WI 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 *cliche message about finding myself* Ho in ✨theory✨, but not in practice
“It’s drag babes…the entire art form is drama baby!” It is meant to be DRAMATIC, not everybody and their cousin stirring the pot every other day 🙄 #ArloRambles
I’m not ok right now, but that’s ok because I know I will be again. Just got an unshakable funk, and feel like work kicked me while I was down. #ArloRambles
It’s hard running into an unexpected valley in the healing mountain range. #ArloRambles
*posts promo holding 3 sashes, 2 for the current pageant season* “Stop calling me a title chaser!!! 😢😢” *announces being a contestant for yet another pageant in a month* #ArloRambles
I HATE that excel is both one of my favorite softwares and a verb 👨🏻💻📊 #ArloRambles
It would have been really awesome to see the local entertainment boycott the Pride event that directly attacked a longer running “competing” event, but these kids don’t care #ArloRambles
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I am SICK of your bitching about every little thing with your job. You cannot control everything in the house as the nanny, and the renovation workers are literally just doing their job, you’re not their boss or the one who hired them. #ArloRambles
Having to debug code really is spending an hour going over every single character and variable just to realize your code is correct, you were wrong about the expected outcome #ArloRambles
It is 2026, why can’t I mark multiple locations as my home store when looking online for things! #ArloRambles
Stop👏🏻using👏🏻pictures👏🏻with👏🏻your👏🏻sash👏🏻backwards👏🏻for👏🏻promos👏🏻 #ArloRambles
You have over 20 years of office work experience, you should know the difference between procedure documentation and personal notes/guides. 🙄 #ArloRambles
There are 6 of us in this teams meeting, why are 5 of you trying to talk at the same time 😖 #ArloRambles
A relationship can be unhealthy for someone, even if their partner isn’t a bad person or toxic. But not in my case, you were shit. #ArloRambles
My Google search history so far today (7am CST): - “okapi” - “rainforest vs jungle” - “egg laying mammals” - “how many species of echidnas are there” - “platypus biofluorescence” #ADHD #specialinterest #ArloRambles
I get angry all over again every time I recognize another sign you were ready for or didn’t want a partnership. #ArloRambles
The peace found in their absence doesn’t speak volumes, it screams #ArloRambles
You should probably stop obviously doing work while conducting an interview….and mute your notifications 👀👀👀 #ArloRambles
In every gay relationship, there is one who is insufferable and only put up with because the other is genuinely good #ArloRambles
Call me crazy, but I enjoy when my skin feels chilly. I love being bundled up like a burrito 🥶🌯 #ArloRambles
What’s on my mind? Medical offices rarely have windows for patient privacy, but most modern dentists design their offices for windows during treatment despite following the same privacy regulations. #ArloRambles
7 straight hours of my body being in fight or flight because the office is 70+ degrees and 60%+ humidity is not it 😞😓 #ArloRambles
Stop jumping into chats with a million questions without first looking at which chat it is or reading the messages earlier leading up to it 🤬🤬 #ArloRambles
Some folks: *vaguebooking and storing the pot* Others: stop making so much drama 😭😭 Me: *living for watching it all unfold, and the hypocrisy* #ArloRambles
A side of nausea is a fun new addition to my morning anxiety 😅🙃 #ArloRambles