Fun Fact… The Odyssey has made more money than DOGE saved.
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark
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Sarcasm and hilarity, just ahead. Just enjoying the rollercoaster ride. Liberal AF. My dream is to become the next Weird Al Yankovic. I look like a shorter, sexier version of Rasputin.
Fun Fact… The Odyssey has made more money than DOGE saved.
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Pete Hegseth showing our troops how to properly handle a rifle.
The DoD has announced the first three recipients of the new military testosterone shot…
What a shame, Lyndsey was about to launch his new collection of butt plugs and suppositories. 😢
I call first dibs on Lyndsey Graham’s tea cozy collection.
When you plan a big party for the passing of Mitch McConnell and then Lyndsey dies and you don’t have enough confetti and balloons to celebrate both being 86’d.
In honor of Lindsey Graham’s passing, Grindr is lowering all their flags to half-mast.
When did Nicki Minaj start bleaching her skin? 🤔
I must admit, MAGA is correct. The left is controlling the weather. I’m using my Casio calculator watch to create hail at Mt Rushmore, blistering heat in DC & humid temps in Kentucky, causing Mitch McConnell’s dead corpse to bloat and smell.
“OK, guys, one more thing. Hey, this summer when you're being inundated with all this bi-centennial, fourth of July, broo-ha-ha just remember what you're celebrating. That's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning aristocratic white males didn’t want to pay their taxes."
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America… Come for the racism, sexism and sheer lack of empathy… Stay for the ranch dressing.
Texas school girls sure are going to learn a lot from their forced Bible studies in Texas…