I love when you’re dirty talking and accidentally typo me instead of my Take me cock, fuck me hole, find me booty 🏴☠️
Luring a bear back to my place with a line of microwaved pizza bagels
The number of influencer pages I’ve seen repost that Reddit comment about ai allowing wealth to access skill… without adding any commentary of their own and without a hint of the irony in that
This exchange from the cutscenes in the Futurama video game gets me every time
Jake@tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 2mo ago"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"
Big bro’s cock two days ago, my pup’s cock yesterday (both of whom thick as fuck), and 7(?) cocks tonight, ranging from smaller than mine to getting close to my pup’s. It’s been like a year since I’ve been to a club six sex party and it feels good to get back into it, even if my hole is wrecked lol
Canadians love saying “oh my god was that only a Canadian phenomenon?!”
In order for a bad movie to be a good bad movie it’s gotta believe in something. Or 30 years have to pass.
Crackpot theory: the entity possessing Nikki was the spirit of Bear’s dead cat. He wanted her to love him more than anything in the world, so she was possessed by the spirit of the thing that did
Shower after poop, let out a whoop 🥳 Poop after shower, things looking dour 😟
One of my favorite things about storytelling through DnD is how the story is just as much shaped by what you don’t do as what you do.
Last night at the bar my pup gave me a chest hickie so strong that he sucked blood out through the skin 🥵 that he then licked off 🥵🥵 and we made out with my blood in our mouths 🥵🥵🥵
Honestly, outside of how hot it would be, feels thematic. Vault-Tec would love the misogynistic experiment of “what if a world without women” that still reinforced the idealized gender dynamics of the 50s. The future being unable to shake off the past… mpreg hauntology…
Axle@armpit.bsky.social · 8mo agoThere’s no way to disprove that there wasn’t a Vault populated entirely by men who were forced to become either alphas or omegas.
There’s no way to disprove that there wasn’t a Vault populated entirely by men who were forced to become either alphas or omegas.
Remember when Nymphia had to refer to the show’s racism as “the Asian curse,” as though it were a coincidence that 80% of Asian queens got eliminated in the first three episodes.
My gym crush moved but is back for the holidays which SUCKS cuz I hate pining over guys who aren’t interested in me 😫 anyway here’s my tits for the guys who do notice me
Can someone smarter than me tell me if walking into the CVS near your childhood home and seeing that it hasn’t changed at all in 20 years is hauntology
It’s so broad I had a lot to work with (Each of these was given with me inside him)
Zero@apupcalledzero.bsky.social · 9mo agoMy pup chewed up my back 🐶 Thanks for the marks and the pic @armpit.bsky.social
Absolutely love this piece by @astorbonder.bsky.social. So hot, I wish I was both of them 😵💫