aronleed.bsky.social

@aronleed.bsky.social

I want to see mountains. And find somewhere to finish [reading] my book. Writer-ish. Aspiring dog whisperer. Love dad jokes and dragons. Words in Spaceports and Spidersilk and Zooscape. Staunch opponent to the spicy autocorrect slop generators. He/him.

Shallots are such little assholes. One minute they are sitting there all cute like the gentler cousin of garlic, and then you cut one up and they are like, I shall rip the tears from your eyes with the power of one-thousand onions.

Signed for a Fedex delivery and now I'm fairly certain Fedex is run by chaos goblins. Day 1: FDX at 8am- Item is out for delivery, expect it between 11:40 and 1:40. FDX at 10:32- Oops, we missed you, come find us. Day 2: 7am. Your driver is Jeff. He will be there at some point by 5pm. DONT MOVE

New year goals. I don't need to write best-sellers or have things optioned into films. I just want to get famous enough so that other writers send me their books early so I can read them all and then write blurbs about how magnificent they are.