I don't get mad a babies crying, dogs barking or dummies uttering foolishness. If my doctor looks up and starts talking about the Annuaki I’ll panic. I let any other dummy dummy up

I really need y'all to consider how much cheek you need to have out at school drop off in 2026 to cause a stir. Unprecedented levels of cheekege. I’ve seen seen more coverage at the beach.

Trill American@artboul.bsky.social · 3d ago

Guys guys. The Ass out mom is still at it. The air is a little brisk. So she had on a long jacket and some booty shorts. She kept the Jacket open….

Does anyone else feel like they keep poking and poking waiting for an explosion?

Guys guys. The Ass out mom is still at it. The air is a little brisk. So she had on a long jacket and some booty shorts. She kept the Jacket open….

You know what makes me nervous? Anti-bag aggression. I expect all kind of evil actions in pursuit of bread. But when folks risk a dollar to do harm, I know that it's All the way up.

You gotta get through the ewwwws to find your true boo.

Coach Tru Wick@syndicatedghost.blacksky.app · 3d ago

Shoot ya shot fellas! Worst she could say is “Ewwwww”

Pulling up to pick up with this jawn on the car seat.

Muppet Pictures@muppetpictures.bsky.social · 4d ago

Out today in comics stores: The Muppets Take the Marvel Universe, the epic crossover that nobody expected!

🚨🚨🚨PARAMOUNT ASKED ELON MUSK FOR AN EQUITY INVESTMENT AMID PURCHASE OF HBO, WHICH HAS STREAMING RIGHTS TO THE "MUSK" DOCUMENTARY🚨🚨🚨

Semafor@semafor.com · 5d ago

🟡 SCOOP: Paramount executives have discussed asking Elon Musk for an equity investment as it looks to firm up its financial picture to digest Warner Bros. Discovery. www.semafor.com/article/09/2...

HARBAUGH: Jameis we’re going to need you to start the last 15 games of the season. you spent the offseason preparing for this right JAMEIS: of course coach JAMEIS THIS OFFSEASON:

How is the food expensive and dangerous?

Will I self-diagnose? No. When they found a touch of the tism in my young boul, did I know exactly where he got it? …Yes

a little testimony skaints. Life has been lifing with an unprecedented vigor. I promised myself that I would spend an hr at my desk when I got home from work. The kid woke up 2x last night. This morning I got to that office/closet and saw last night’s work on the desk! Felt unbreakable.

You walked on that stage to promote that 🍊 man and now your walker is wobbly. May your meniscus never be great again.

Whoopi Goldberg and Danny Glover Scene

Alt: Whoopi putting a root on that man

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ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 6d ago

Jaxson Dart questionable to return with knee injury.

showing up to the interview with gizzards in a stanley tbh.

Leobylaw

ALT: Leobylaw

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Just got a video from my son’s play in a day program. I hope these jobs hold up. Because I’ll walk the way of Walter White before one of these activities stop.

Wow, first time seeing this! Gonna share!

Michael Warburton@michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 7d ago

This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY

It’s never about what you do with your downstairs business. It’s always about what you do with MY Dollars.

Big Lord Bunny@ceepain.bsky.social · 7d ago

I really don’t give a damn about Boebert fucking on everything and everybody… men do it all the time with little repercussions. I do give a fuck when you actively trying to keep other women from the same autonomy *AND* wasting taxpayer dollars to cover up your dirt. That’s some bullshit.

fam! my debut nyc photo exhibition opens this friday 9/25 titled Seeds of Revolution: a portrait collection of 27 working class New Yorkers that serves as a pulse check of our collective moment we’ve been building on the ground for years. join us! or share :) wordupbooks.com/event/2026-0...

The babies have more freedom than me. If I can do that and experience a little joy great. But pushing the blood forward comes first.

ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ@killlthehype.blacksky.app · 7d ago

At the end of the day, what’s the real goal for you?

There’s enough kicks on the secondary market, we don’t have to give Nike any more of our money

Bird Gang

Life is hard but hold on there’s flavors of wings you’ve never tasted.

What is going on. We gonna need a revival and a fast to get back on track

Gab!@gabstaton.bsky.social · last wk.

So my son keeps sneaking downstairs in the middle of the night to watch TV. Should I make a monster and leave it on the couch or a stuffed werewolf at the foot of the stairs.

When I try to explain what a blessing my mother is I tell them I never left her house without a full breakfast. Sausage, grits , eggs etc. It didn’t stop until I left for college.

nai, sweetheart extraordinaire 🦋@astoldbynai.blacksky.app · last wk.

My pop pop was born in 1953 and I can attest to the fact that he makes sure that I eat a full hearty breakfast with all the fixins. says me as I'm eating my birthday breakfast that he made 😭 Does anyone else have parents or grandparents who did this?

I had three corneal abrasions in one summer Mom said : If I keep bringing you in here they gonna take you away from me. I should send flowers today 😂

Da Real Juicy J@realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 2w ago

I want to take a moment to celebrate the mothers of boy children! You are God’s strongest warriors!! Salute! 🫡 🫡🫡

It’s important to remember that business benefit from the madness they sneak in a little extra for themselves on top of tariffs and supply issues.

Iran really said, ‘Aye get ya man ! ‘

Art in the dentist’s office is vital. It smooths things out and gives the mind something to play with.

Lying like this has got to be a super power.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2w ago

And Climate Change will make the weather minder. And crime will make cities safer. And white supremacy will lead to racial equality. Because lying is magic!