artemiswin.bsky.social
@artemiswin.bsky.social
I'm just here for the no troll scrolling. Lifelong Michigander/Michiganian (Yeah, that last one is really a thing.) Metro Detroit area Spartan (Go Green!) Bio needs to be basic. STILL have a kid who is a government scientist. (DOGE sucked)
Don't understand those of you who want to get rid of Jeffries as the 1st African American speaker. Do you not realize who the base of the party is? Who it was that contributed the most to the blue wave? Who consistently votes blue over 90% every time?
emptywheel@emptywheel.bsky.social · yesterdayHakeem Jeffries is not YOUR leader. There are actually people leading the resistance well already. He is the leader of 255 incoming Members of Congress, more than half of whom are more conservative than you, than me, and even than Hakeem Jeffries. emptywheel.net/2026/11/05/o...
My man looks like someone touched the Elf on the Shelf.
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 6d agoMy man looks like he runs HR for the Keebler Elves
He was captain of his high school football team. Also captain of his lacrosse & wrestling team, but do go on.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d agoMike Rogers: "It's Abdul's birthday today, on Halloween. So we thought, wouldn't it be nice if we got him a gift basket? A football because he thinks football is toxic masculinity! We hope he gains some appreciation for what we love right here in Michigan. Fireworks! Bc he said he hates fireworks"
About to go get my early voting on. Let's go Michigan! (The state, not the university, boo UofM)
This dude seems fun. I want a new friend now.
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · last wk.NEW — I spoke to Tom, the guy at the South Carolina Trump rally who compared the president's supporters to the Jonestown Massacre. We talked about his loathing for Trump, his love of death metal, and where he learned his impeccable comedic timing. Read our full chat here:
Everyone is being all altruistic with this post, but I'm going to go with weed. Stuff is way stronger than back 90s. You don't even have to pick seeds out of it or even roll them yourselves. No need to bake your own brownies anymore & the gummies are delicious.
Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app · 2w agoSocial media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?
Yeah no, still haven't gotten past last night's game
Western won that game & yes, I know I'm yelling into the universe, but damn it, they won that f"ing game!!
So in Michigan, we can't eat fresh fruit or vegetables or even breath fresh air today. But hey, the smoke layer should block the sun enough to keep us out of the 90°s today. Bonus
How the hell do you shoot 1 of 20 in the 4th?!! I'm good with it though. Detroit Basketball 🏀
How about before we build a ballroom that will cost 100s of millions of dollars, we make sure our school kids are safe first? They've been dealing with this for decades.
And it just occurred to me why this rocket is called Artemis. Apollo is her twin brother & now I feel unworthy of the name.
Wait? All these mentions aren't for me? See you on the moon people.
My wish is they read this & feel shame because they've made me ashamed of this team.
John Pavlovitz@johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 9mo agoStill flooded with adrenaline after having just accomplished the greatest athletic feat of your lives, something you surely worked tirelessly for and should be extremely proud of, I can imagine it was impossibly easy to get caught up in the moment... johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/hey-team-u...
Is there any way to get the Red Coats to come back?
Oh holy sh*t! Can't stop laughing at this. Saving it for when future lols are needed
The Onion@theonion.com · 10mo agoNew Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months https://theonion.com/new-alabama-law-requires-women-to-leave-semen-on-lower-back-for-9-months/
Dude is from Jackson, MI. He's good, but I'm sharing mostly because he's from Jackson. It's small, but pretty & we did invent the coney dog (probably).
Chris Meddle@blackmeddle.bsky.social · 11mo agoHey Bluesky! I’m finally showing up to introduce myself. My name is Christopher (Black) Meddle and I’m a junior tattooist out of Jackson, Michigan at the Karmaknife tattoo art collective! I’ve only been tattooing 19 months, practicing most with large blackwork ink! *waves frantically and awkward*
