Rachael
@artiemes.bsky.social
35 •♍️•🩷💜💙 📚🥧🍃🎮🏌🏼♀️🎶 📖Broken Souls & Bones 🎧 🤷🏼♀️
This latte tastes thick and fatty and not much like oatmilk Ugh wish me luck.
My neighbor and I share a driveway and when I came home from walking the dog there was paint all over her side. Then husband came home and asked why my car was all stained under it and it looks like she sprayed the water from washing it all under my car 😤🙄 Of course I didn’t snap a pic.
My husband, comparing the comfort of his sneakers: “I just love my sketchers though.” Me: “that’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack”
It was raining so hard I had to pull off the highway because my wipers couldn’t work fast enough and I couldn’t even see the car in front of me. After calling my boss panicking, she told me to go home. Now that I’m home it’s barely misting and I feel silly.
I won a goodreads ARC and it came a little jacked up but ‼️‼️‼️
Made coffee this morning before my walk. Came back ready to pour myself coffee. I never put the coffee grounds in. I just have a carafe of hot water.
Doing laps around the house in circles because I can’t walk outside 😵💫
10 years ago I’d have a shower beer while getting ready to go out. Now I’m show iced coffee-ing while getting geared up for a presentation at work. 🫠
I have said “well we’ll cross that bridge when we get there” like 90x in the past week. Can I please have a bridge-less journey after this.
About to get my haircut and just remembered this new girl I’m seeing gives the best head massages 💆🏼♀️
The kindergarteners I worked with right after graduating are graduating this month and I am not ok 😭
Is the “your body changes every 7 years” thing true because I’ve never really had allergies and now I’m divisible-by-seven years old and it feels like someone poured acid in my eyes every time I walk outside.
Ew why did my kindle move the home & library buttons to a ribbon down the lefthand side of the screen instead of the bottom?
Accidentally wore my office claw clip home on Friday and grabbed my work bag claw clip on Saturday when I needed one quickly and now I’m at work and have no claw clips 😩
Getting dinner with my girlfriends and then we’re going to b&n. I love girls nights.
A coworker went “you’re from nj? That checks out” And I immediately went “the fuck does that mean?” And then I realized I sounded like
Tony Sopranos What Are You Saying
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Listen I don’t need Brendan Fraser to get into shape for the new Mummy movie. All I need is for that man to still look at Evie like she’s the most valuable treasure he has ever seen.
In even more devastating news, we bought ice cream last week so that’s been my *sweet treat* the last few days and I’m breaking out all over my face 😫
Rachael@artiemes.bsky.social · 11mo agoWell in a devastating turn of events I haven’t had dairy in a week and my skin already looks much better.
How did all my makeup AND skincare AND hair stuff run out within 2 weeks. 💸💸
Though my mom tossed my seatbelt belt with bottle caps from Hot Topic. Pretty upset tbh.
Rachael@artiemes.bsky.social · 6mo agoNgl right now I’m fine with my parents’ hoarding tendencies.
