Artisan Noodle
@artisannoodle.bsky.social
the artisan is a descriptor of my noodle, not a profession, though i will throw down with 20 minute mspaint attempts from time to time things i like - cooking miniatures cute people (you) DNI with minors. profile pic by@casynova.art
okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless
Sometimes you've gotta let the wings out. Art by @caelusart on vgen.
if your phone game starts to be designed around an "auto" mode where the gameplay is replaced with just watching the game happen i think you need to scrap the whole thing and try again. nothing compromises the fun of a game quite as much as autobattle
To whomever left a half eaten orange on top of my car: I find your irregularly shaped teeth and disregard for property intriguing. Please leave your number with the next orange.
I think aircraft need to be kept at or above 200 feet at all times so that they hit fewer birds. No more landings, cruise altitudes only.
I will support any and every candidate that promises public dog parks that have been made safe for puppygirls
if not wanting pedophiles to run the country makes me wrong, i don't want to be right
In November, I thought that authoritarianism might be defeated in the ballet box. In January, I thought fascism might be stifled by the bureaucracy. Last week, I thought dictatorship might fail in the face of budgetary concerns. Congress has fallen. We must now look to our states to secure liberty.
Dear girlie who was taking the elevator up from parking at 4:30 am in your little black dress and clutching a bag of taco bell: slay, queen, you're a vibe
Hey, just gotta throw out there that the current admin is making a list of trans kids. You don't need me to tell you that the fash does not have their best interests in mind. If anybody has some free time, go check out your nearest name and phone number generator and waste theirs.
all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed
I would like to announce that I am running for president and therefore above the law
Me putting eggnog in my coffee instead of creamer is like the groundhog seeing his shadow except for winter
Posting things is kinda wild, it's like "wow, 6 people like the thing I said?!" If I'm in a room with 6 people and all of them laugh at my joke my day is made
Hair is great. More hair is more great. Long hair? Luxurious. Beards? Glorious. Bush? I want hair in my teeth and idc who knows it. I will stockpile lint rollers if I have to this is not a joke
Absolutely wild that the some of the loveliest people don't like themselves. Low self esteem is a bad take and you should do better.
I have broken down the gates of heaven. I have marched unto God and taken for myself his power of Creation. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. (i built a pc and am proud of it)
