ascalaphid
@ascalaphid.com
bugs and shrews, critters with booze https://ascalaphid.com https://bowelfly.tumblr.com stickers: https://ko-fi.com/ascalaphid/shop
this is the cover for my new album btw, even when making it i knew i really wanted to try to commission this guy to make it, so im very pleased that it worke out. the final result is epic as fuck as you can see, the album will drop here tomorrow: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IinM...
ti-lde - diversions 2: further attempts at living [Album Video]
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ascalaphid@ascalaphid.com · last wk.strange relic
Last day to comment on this and make your voice heard, please defend Chaco canyon which is sacred to Pueblo, Navajo, and Hopi peoples and stands at risk of over 300,000 acres losing protections so it can be pillaged for gas and oil.
Stigmata 🤟🐰@jonathanvair.bsky.social · 2w agoBLM is revoking protections on Chaco Canyon. If you don't like national parks giving sacred lands to oil+gas companies, you have until July 29th to submit public comments. act.foodandwaterwatch.org/page/96315/a...
now one thing that confuses me... you say the victim died suddenly yesterday but there's a bunch of fourth-instar calliphorid maggots in their clothes, and if there's one thing i know it's that kids may grow up fast but they don't grow up THAT fast
Multiple attacks I did earlier again @ascalaphid.com @dragonscryfunk.bsky.social @doktoptaxa.bsky.social (hope this works thru wafrn https://artfight.net/attack/17510135.trungo-time https://artfight.net/attack/17557297.two-dragons [...]
Delightful revenge for @ascalaphid.com of Brother Ignatz, the troublemaking bittern. He's a problem to everyone, but the abbey wouldn't be the same without his petty antics and rampant snack theft. #artfight
ran out of time as i always do during artfight so i did my best to ink some of the unfinished pieces i had laying around this morning
just trying to pick up lunch at the H-mart and they have a will smith eating spaghetti level AI ad on loop every 10 seconds on a screen in the prepared food section. why is everything so deeply wretched and upsetting now
kill me and receive: 3000 bark beetles 1 pair gay entomology forceps
Kingfisher & Wombat@tkingfisher.com · 2w agoLoot drop after defeating me: - bird guide - 1 pair masterwork binoculars - Hat of Magnificence (+1 to Intimidate and Performance, -2 to Stealth) - Wondrous Item: Author Copies* - Book Contract (cursed) - random cheese - cat hair (also cursed)
This little catterpillar is finally back with his family 🐛 (Part 2/2 of the lost pet saga, featuring several of @ascalaphid.com's critters) #art #animalart #cuteart #comic #artfight #mammals
This little mole found a lost friend in the woods 🐛🦊 (Part 1/2, featuring a lost pet by @ascalaphid.com and friendly neighbors giving advice by @sophmobile.bsky.social 💛) #artfight #art #cuteart #animalart #artyear
The 1992 live action The Wicked City is one thousand times better than the dog turd of an anime its based on
J.M. Berger@jmberger.com · 2w agoWhat are your favorite adaptations that transcend their source material? Blade Runner springs to mind
#Artfight attack for @ascalaphid.com of Brother Herbert! With a most bountiful harvest in tow! #artfight2026 #teamtragedy #illustration
one of the fun things about running my sticker shop is tracking the geographic trends of incoming orders. excluding the US where obviously the bulk of my orders come from, the germans are by far the #1 fans of my little monastic menagerie guys
I'm sure I'm not the only one to consider casting in a hypothetical Swanboykira but clearly she'd be Chiyoko right?
Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 3w ago
Free character idea: dictyopharid planthopper greaser guy where their goofy head thing is styled like a pompadour
I thought something was up with this fly's abdomen and looking closer it turns out there was a very impressive hitchhiker latched on. Some kinda phoretic mite
