Seeing myself go from *maybe* 1-2 posts a day (or less), to...whatever today has been, has me going, "Hm." "Hrm," even.

Watching certain videos on Youtube and saying "Uh-oh," out loud, with increasingly stressed intonation.

I gotta be honest, I've never seen a spider rescue a civilian bystander, OR date a redhead.

I hate the Me who hates Me, but the trouble is, that's also Me, and I just think that's a little unfair.

Glad people are finally catching up on the reality that Hank Green is a fuckin tool.

Honestly infuriating being this predictable. "Sapient collection of beliefs and ideals," yeah right. "Color of light," my ass. All the complexity of a deer scare, just make it chemicals.

Periodic reminder,

Aschaz@aschaz.bsky.social · last yr.

Games Workshop does not deserve you.

Trans awakening but it's realizing you've always been a clown

Man in a furniture store sits on a series of tables that increasingly appear to be chairs, breaking them.

Every screenshot or short I am forced to witness of that New Movie looks so fake and plastic, I truly don't think I could be interested in something less.

Halo Camping Evolved is this anything?

can anyone rich send me $128 so i can be inside this week??? please i am BEGGING ON MY ENTIRE LIFE i do NOT have family nor friends to ask!!!

Imagine watching current events as an overprivileged, overaged, crusty old raisin. Imagine knowing, for a fact, the whole world is impatient to dance on your grave and erase your "legacy," and you're not even in the ground, yet.

Anyone wanna explain to me why a silly mascot wearing a turtle can get it right, but y'all will regurgitate ableism 'til you drive your peers to self annihilation?

Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆@chiitan.love · 3w ago

People say you can’t love others if you don’t love yourself, but that’s not true Everyone has times when they can’t love themselves. Even then, you can still love someone else deeply If you can’t love yourself right now, please don’t worry One day, you’ll be able to love both yourself and others🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Wretched, hideous Goblin singing karaoke "I Could Love You Like That" by All-4-One, way too intimately, to a Lolth-Sworn traitor (it's the most beautiful singing voice she's ever heard [she's horrified she's attracted to this man])

one-shot gag boss of a rumored dragon plaguing a town from the dungeon below it, only for the party to discover in the final combat that it's a really big, hairless rat

Liking something a lot and wanting it to be yours is not the same thing as loving it.

lol Chris Kluwe blocked me for calling his shitty behavior out A cis white man who's incapable of self-reflection, and can't handle being told he's wrong? Shocking 😱 Ashamed I didn't see it coming tbh 🤦

Aschaz@aschaz.bsky.social · 4w ago

Man, I used to think you had promise, but I guess you're just another Hollow Person. Out here implying other people are bots, when clearly you're the one without a soul.

So my favorite Sonic characters happen to be Metal Sonic, and Archie's Mecha Sonic from Mecha Madness. ...As an agender person, I'm honestly ashamed at how much sense this makes.

It's really easy to pick out AI-generated images, even on first glance, once you're familiar. IDK how to describe it, other than, AI images look "slimey."

Hate seeing posts (especially from big accounts) publicly casting doubt on people seeking mutual aid. Like, what are you doing rn? Stfu?

Great news! Xbox has resolved to fix the entire world economy and ensure that all people have UBI, ample free time, and only work, at most, one job. Everyone's clowning on them, but I thi- One moment...I'm receiving word that Xbox expects to reach 1B players daily *by magic.* As you were.

Doctors be like, "You couldn't possibly have [XYZ condition], because I've decided that's impossible."

Megaman Legends was good and a sequel and/or 1&2 remaster would do very well.

Playstation and Microsoft committing to no longer doing physical media is just them flushing the only vector that kept them from competing directly and exclusively with The Best to Ever Do It (Steam).

You know... I bet a lot of the PC versions of games *will* release physical editions, which will be, just...extremely funny

Sometimes, I momentarily forget that I live in the reality where Paradox started slinging AI slop. 😩

It's August 2030. Sony's paramilitary IP Police have just crashed through your front door. They're here to confiscate your contraband PS1 collection. You're under arrest for theft.

Too many of y'all read/hear "trans person," as "trans woman," and FAR too many of y'all say, "trans woman," when you mean "trans person."