I feel like chopped liver to my brother 😐

Why does the gen surgery residents think it is a good idea to put a lidocaine patch on the incision site?? 😐

Giving 0.25mg IV ativan is pointless from a 2mg/mL vial 😐

Onimusha complete! 🥳

I had a nursing student who didn't want to do a head to toe on my 25 year old patient because of his impetigo. She said it was contagious 😒 YOU HAVE GLOVES.

I feel like nursing students don't have enough exposure during clincals these days. I don't know how they are going to survive bedside 😬

Just learned they vetoed the patient to nurse ratio in nevada. Fuck you guys 🖕

Y'all ever seen a threadless rook ear piercing? I thought mine was a threaded ear piercing until I changed it out to a hoop 😅

I left the world of helping my aunts for awhile that I forgot Asian people like to use easy English names instead of their real names 😂

Phone interview today. I'm hoping I get this job 😬 though I honestly think I didn't do the greatest

I don't know who needs to hear this but docking the glucometer does not charge it 😒 it runs on batteries!

I experienced my first code blue as a RN. It was intense 🫠

I've started ted lasso with lester. I don't know what it is about yet. I just finished episode 3 😬

I was annoyed that I had a patient for 30 mins and then he AMA 😐 waste of my time. I was expecting since he was homeless

My charge nurse is hard-core. She basically pierced her ears by herself cause she was bored 😂

Bedside nursing is really not for the faint of heart 🙃 I've seen so many new grads drop before they even hit their 1 year

A patient asked for my number after I discharged them. I said no for my safety 😅

I finished it!🥹

Do ya'll know how annoyed I am when a doc changes diltiazem ER 120mg back to 30mg and cardio MD proceeds to change it back to 120mg 😐 so you're telling me this patient could have gone home that same day?! 🤦‍♀️ the patient was already on the 120mg dose...

I put a Foley catheter in all by myself 🥹 well I had a partner but I did all the work

I had a nursing student yesterday. They sucked. He apparently couldn't do anything without the instructor present?? 😤🧐

My coworker told me I have a nice round head from the side. Some of the compliments I get are interesting 😅

I got my second IV by myself 🥳

When your confused patient tells you that you have a lovely face but then gets feisty with you later 😂

My boyfriend thinks it is funny to give me enough money on a starbucks gift card for a large lavender matcha drink with one cent off 😒 anyway he made up for it by zelle the one cent to me

I never thought I would catch a patient on a porn site while he was on speaker phone with his wife 🤦‍♀️

First time at pax. I got to meet @johnwolfeyt.bsky.social with my sister!

Y'all in the ER need to wait until our nurses get their bedside shift report 😒 calling every 20 mins trying to give away your patient isn't gonna make it faster. You guys can chill when you have less patients than us on the floor

Why is there so much emotional trauma in the pitt 😭

Clearly a sig of ativan every hour is excessive for one patient 😐