A. Sharpie
@asharpie.bsky.social
Gratefully freed from the tiny hands of the worst president in U.S. history.
If you think having to cancel the doofus Trump State Fair is bad wait until you see the cancellation of all life on Earth by this administration because they are afraid windmills are killing whales.
The 200 foot gash is more than 300 feet in length, which I think we all know is over 350 actual feet.
Ah yes, can’t wait for the Sunday morning shows: “Democrats really need to tone down the rhetoric.” “We must all come together and recognize the brilliance of the finest president to ever serve.” “And also, we’re deeply concerned about the wrong kind of people carrying guns now.”
Honestly, Republicans, don't you have to impeach him? Cabinet, I get that you like money and power and are afraid, but don't you have to 25th him? American people, I get that we're tired and lazy, but don't we have to depose him by any means necessary?
A quick reminder that today is now daylight savings time, Sunday, March 8 2026 and as of this date, Kari Lake has STILL never won anything.
Imagine hating brown people so much, you've sentenced yourself and your family to never safely being seen in public FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Unlike the president, he will be paying for private security every day. Forever. And you just turned 40. That's this man.
a bald man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with his eyes closed .
Alt: Stephen Miller
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I can't think of any reason a respectable nation would allow themselves to be embarrassed in this manner.
"Welcome to Convicted Felon Field at Twice Impeached Yards!" www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Trump wants D.C. stadium named for him
A senior White House source says there have been backchannel communications with a member of the Commanders ownership group, led by Josh Harris, to express Trump's desire to have the $3.7 billion dome...
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I'm starting to think he didn't get that bunker built fast enough.
If Donald Trump just kept going and razed the entire White House to the ground, you realize there is absolutely no one who would stop him, right?
Netanyahu: "We are giving Trump our Michigan Man of the Year" award.
I assume Marco Rubio has already been tapped to take over TP USA?
It goes without saying that during the press conference where he announces her pardon and she does a hostage video where she says Trump was "beautiful, handsome, perfect and not at all a pedophile," he's going to introduce her as Jizz Lane, right?
This seems like the kind of thing that would matter to the voters in a functioning democracy.
Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · last yr.Here's my report at Law Dork —> www.lawdork.com/i/167738457/...
It's almost as if they are making it up as they go along. But I assure you President Miller hasn't approved allowing even a single brown person remain in America ... much less ones without "zee papers."
"If Kamala Harris were president, this never would have happened. Never would have happened. She would have said, 'Bibi, don't do it Bibi. You do it and it's gonna be a bad day. You can't do it.' THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
Everything he said here goes for Kevin as well. But this is exactly the truth about Elon Musk. POWERFUL.
This mfer really doesn't want someone to fill this position. Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Live updates: Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C.
Get the latest news on President Donald Trump’s return to the White House and the Republican-led Congress.
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