Got a cutie from @fr0stywhiskers.bsky.social this past weekend. Her name is Pickles! She sits on my desk and keeps me company.

My tesla-ai-bro-boss is really good at making me look and feel stupid, particularly in front of others, even though a large part of my job is overcompensating for his lack of care and callous attitude. Luckily I'm way more fun and cute than he is so he looks like a dumb old man picking on an angel

Would I be happier if I was the pilot of a transformable mecha suit? Probably not, but at least I would have a transformable mecha suit.

Help I'm trying to write a personable email but I just sound like AI. Copywriting is a slippery slope into bland, non distinct writing.

I think humans would be sexier if they all walked on their tiptoes

Hey watch my first author interview for my first published piece (I mostly talk about cats) m.youtube.com/watch?v=IyOt...

Black Cat Tales: An Anthology of Black Cats / Meet The Authors / Ash Fanglore Interview

YouTube video by Black Cat Publishing

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I’ve been really into cannibalism recently

I am so pretty in this conference call

Like???

The age old question: should I take a nap or should I take my dog on a walk

Cannibalism is only erotic and provocative if it's two women. Anyone else is just being creepy and criminal.

Current work character aesthetics: 1: Angry, slavering dog 2: Gentle pink doe

If I could choose the career path of someone else, I would choose Fabio, Hatsune Miku, or Jack Black

Always torn between deleting every social media or leaving an increasingly unhinged digital footprint

Unfortunately, being turned into an animal doesn't save you from having to deal with bureaucracy... fantastic stream sketch by @vanillayote.bsky.social !

I love that I'm getting ads to be a prison officer? Do I look like I could even follow that dress code? It's not cute. Plus, I'm not a narc and I'm way too susceptible to bribery.

It's actually so hard to get any writing done because I am simply making a synopsis but first I must research all aspects of spinal injuries.

I am the earth and everything (moon) revolves around me. However, I also revolve around the sun (my dog’s pee schedule).

It’s okay that I ate half a cheesecake for dinner because cheese and eggs are protein and ube extract is from a plant and both of those things are healthy

I love my pets so much. Do they know that I love them? I think so, but do they know how enormously much??

I want another cat

Happy to let everyone know that when a workman came around unannounced to check a meter, puppy girl growled at him the whole time while I held her back. She is a very good protector and I love her. (She wouldn’t do anything but it did make him a bit nervous which was good.)

This is a friendly reminder that library cards are free, and your local public library will never make you pay extra so you don't have to watch ads.

Gay #vi #arcane #caitvi

I’m trying to make a memorable I’m-on-bluesky-first-post but all I can think about is how my phone battery is at 69%