“See? Being outside is fun! Isn’t it fun?😄” 🤬 “Attagirl!😄” (Sandy and Danni courtesy of @sandymoo.bsky.social )
Whew, close call…Things were starting to get a little immodest for a moment there…😮💨
Allie’s backyard needs some tending. …and her flower garden does too HEY-OHH 😜
Medical debt is such a joke. “Hi! We’re [Company You’ve Never Heard Of]. Our records indicate you once glanced at a doctor. Your provider billed you $350 for this privilege and because you missed the Secret Payment Date, it’s been sent to collections. Please contact us to demolish your budget ASAP😄”
Allie Beach-Logic🏖️: Swims out to the furthest sandbar for some shallow-water shenanigans a polite distance from other beachgoers… …then waddles back ashore as a fully-blimped spectacle to grab a soda pop from the cooler because of course she does…🙄
Some amazing people-watching opportunities in this town, I’ll say that 😳
“Did she just—?🤨” “Yeah no, she just sorta…does that sometimes, I dunno.🙄”
Those days where you step on every possible rake one after another and go comedically off the rails that you start involuntarily laughing like you’re going crazy
Sideshow Bob Rakes Gag
ALT: Sideshow Bob Rakes Gag
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Ah, late Spring…back and forth from “chilly” to “sweltering” all in the same week, if not the same day 🥶🥵
Be wary of a woman with a growling stomach and hips as wide as a minivan~ Doodled a WIDE woman for @sandymoo.bsky.social
“The Anglerfish’s Dilemma” (or “Musings on the Melancholia of the BBW-Smitten”)
Allie-Etiquette 101📚: When/if she spontaneously presents to you in this manner, don’t panic; it’s just her vivid way of expressing trust and affection, and there are no hard feelings should you choose to leave it at that. (⚠️It still means she’s *eager*, though, so hit at your own risk⚠️)
5 mins: Standard Shower 5-10 mins: Deluxe Comfort Cleanse 10-15 mins: Methinks there doth be Diddling Afoot >15 mins: JEEZ, HOW MUCH LONGER YOU GONNA BE IN THERE?!😩
“All day people have been wishing me a happy Mother’s Day…And it’s just so nice and thoughtful and I don’t have to heart to correct them…😅”