Wear extra deodorant today you may need to re-up throughout the day
Nah, I was right with my decision. Im going to see if I can check on my parents later 🫡 and grandparents, sheesh, since my dad doesn’t have power
How in the world did we end up with three/four tornado warnings already? I went downstairs with my cat. She hated every moment of it lol No one ever tends to leave their apartments but me…maybe I’m overthinking it
Tornado touched down. Family is okay 😊 but have the town is without power and its some damage. I hope I can swing past my parents’ neighborhood tomorrow to see how it is.
Oh my gosh you can buy 6 biscuits from Church’s on their own 😭🙌🏾
This is like the one place none of my coworkers have me on. I don’t care what they see. I just need to have a place to keep talking shit
I’m actually very proud of myself for that. Resume is next. Just a simple copy/paste
Honestly any steak…I like steak. As long as it’s medium rare 🤤
Can I ask a very serious question? What type of steak y’all like the most and how do you like it done?
Everything looks bad. Everything feels bad. I should have never did this to myself.
All of my clothes needs to be sized up. Who wants to donate to a new wardrobe? I’m just about ready to toss everything out.
Hello. I have a new song to obsess with. Dracula - Tame Impala I learned the whole song in a couple minutes lol
Had that man color changing… Fish fillet colored children 2028!!!
My Mac is no longer updating to the latest version 😭 so of course I need a new one. I want to do a payment plan because I need a good good one.
I can’t remember if I took my meds today. I don’t think I have. If I did….well Ill see how that goes 🤷🏾♀️
I witnessed people eating drumsticks and wings with a fork and knife. I kinda felt feral eating with my hands lol shit I could care less. They’re lucky I didn’t lick my fingers
summer is almost here sluts! thighs OUT 🫵🏽
He looks like he's saying "damn why you tell them to look at my ears though?"
Hello please look at this animal called a Mountain Bongo and also LOOK AT HIS EARS