asja bakić

@asjaba.bsky.social

bad jokes. also a writer.

my year of rest and relaxation, but done in two summer months. no need for any prescription drugs to fall into total oblivion. there's no rest and no relaxation, obviously. just relentless heat burning down your consciousness.

reakcija bh javnosti na smrt zeničkih planinara u rusiji pokazuje koliko je promašena slika o bosancima kao dobrim ljudima. online komentari poslovičnog šaljivdžiju bošnju pokazuju u pravom svjetlu, kao odvratno govno. sram me je bilo čitati što drugi pišu. kakav izostanak empatije!

i'm thinking about bordeaux, madrid and berlin. i'm thinking non-stop, but thoughts are futile right now. we need policies. we need policies that keep people safe from global warming and bigotry.

the funniest thing to me is how balkanesque iceland and spain are. how did that happen? portugal? no. france and italy? no. sweden, norway, denmark? no. iceland? fuck yes. spain? yugoslavia outside of yugoslavia.

bosnia may sound bad as a place of birth (failed state etc), but actually, it's incredible. hear me out! imagine being born in a place so dark every joke you tell is pitch black. it did wonders for my writing. galgenhumor all the way! that and communism.

poricanje globalnog zatopljenja trebalo bi biti zakonski kažnjivo. ne samo masnom novčanom kaznom, već i automatskim učlanjenjem u javnu vatrogasnu postrojbu. kad treba spašavati ljude i imovinu od poplava i požara, prvo slati ove što tvrde da je ljeti uvijek bilo ovako toplo!

vatra u francuskoj se širi stihijski i ide prema bordeauxu. u španjolskoj isto, madrid na udaru. a naši ljudi i dalje mrtvi-hladni tvrde da je globalno zatopljenje smijurija. mene ove vijesti toliko plaše da doslovno ne mogu spavati. kad se sjetim kakvi me idioti okružuju, bude mi još gore.

FRANCE 24@france24.com · 2w ago

🔴 URGENT - En direct : 110 000 personnes évacuées en Gironde, les autorités vont "tout faire pour protéger" la ville de Bordeaux

the problem with mediterranean cooking is that you cook with wine. and so, for the meal i was preparing i needed about 150 ml of wine, but the bottle i opened had 75 dl of the fermented grape juice. the point is, i'm drunk.

this is why i love thrifting. these were one euro each. really rare perfumes. the first one is a fragrance from 1967 (made in france). sec. one - old russian perfume from the 70s. two time capsules!

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svi kače golotinju dok su na plaži, a čim se vrate kući - odmah traperice, duge gaće. svi zakopčani do grla. jedini izuzetak su frajeri koji se skidaju do pasa i hodaju tako obnaženi jer to navodno nije golotinja. ma nemoj?!

nikad mi neće biti jasno zašto se zagrepčani ponašaju kao da kontinentalna hrvatska nije mediteran. ja sam polugola i na obali i u gradu. ljeti ne pravim nikakvu razliku. i fino osjetim kako je ljudima neugodno. samo čekam da netko padne u nesvijest što pokazujem sise na 35 stepeni C. koji kurac?

had to go private on instagram because of meta's AI debacle. i do not get social media anymore. do we need it? people still share selfies here, there, everywhere without any concern for their privacy or safety. it worries me, this autopilot everyone's on. stop pretending it's 2016!

zara has some great smelling shit on sale right now. if you're a moody person like i am, you need a range of expensive and cheap perfumes to hold your hand while you 1) cry, 2) maniacally laugh or 3) deeply hate the world.