Why is the hose throbbing like that?? I'm just trying to wash my car 🤣
On today's episode of "Do I *actually* hate everything, everyone, and the fact that I'm alive, or am I just dehydrated?" Dehydration wins again, and in fact remains undefeated at this Excuse me while I go chug an entire water tower 🌊
I am normally *powerfully* against the whole landlord special house flipping thing, but this is the RARE exception where even millennial gray would be an improvement
ianVisits@ianvisits.co.uk · 2d agoIf you've ever wanted to live in a MagicEye house... www.anthonywebb.co.uk/properties/2...
I hate how every time I wake up early I'm like "Oh hell yeah, I have time~" and inevitably dick around until I'm late One day I'll learn how to not be this way, but not today!
Whatever you do don’t take me to The Island from The Prisoner! I’d hate to live in a cool rent free apartment full of bold late 60s modern furniture haha noooo a bubble don’t chase me haha
I feel a bit like James May for saying this, but: Good news!! You can have a Prius in Forza now!
Ate a whole data center and digested it down into slurry Call that AI slop~
Just letting you know that your order will be ready for pickup in a couple of days.
I like my women like my video games Big enough to extend *far* beyond the render distance
A pet peeve I'm noticing at work is that fuckin *nobody* is putting question marks on questions anymore... Like "Hello, do you have the invoices from last week." Is this a widespread thing or is everyone in my building just hella passive aggressive for no reason? 🤣
I forgot that you fix all the vehicles by tightening The Bolt That Keeps It From Being On Fire
Erin the Extra-Tall@askamacro.bsky.social · last wk.I think I'll kick it old school today... Gonna see if this game is as wonderfully janky as I remember!
Maybe one day my phone might successfully trick me into enabling that new lock screen bullshit, BUT NOT TODAY
I think I'll kick it old school today... Gonna see if this game is as wonderfully janky as I remember!
Ursa-Bearnice 🐻❄️🌊 New art for one of my new OCs! I'm developing this character and will be posting more art of her soon.
I once scored concert tickets by inadvertently running into a member of the opening band in a guitar center, and the only reason we even got to talking was because he commented on the band shirt I was wearing! I dunno if that's an *accomplishment* or not but it WAS weird how that worked out!
Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 2w agoOkay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is… What is your weirdest actual accomplishment? Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?