They should have called it The Odtossey cause it’s “odd to see” this level of artistic craftsmanship ⛵️
didn't have time for an ice bath this morning, had to just dip my balls in a glass on the way out the door
what I like about drinking is that it makes me feel bad the next day but also that it's not really fun at the time
2 different women have dated Batman and married Tom Cruise
Danny Masterson DJed at the bar I used to work at a couple times and came to the afterparties with the staff and regulars and when I met him he asked if I liked his set and I was kinda drunk and just said like "well, ya know..." dismissively and then he tried to fuck my girlfriend
Tried to take a screenshot of the timeline but the image came out like this for some reason?
Could God make a Ska song so good that he couldn't pick it up?
Good morning! Have a safe and fun Friday and let's make sure that everything done will pay respect to the past and present of Italy
yeah I'm poly, poly gonna settle down with a nice girl sometime soon
reskeet with a banger picture of your dog
Ana Visneski@oceanbound.bsky.social · 3y agoReskeet wit my a banger picture of your dog
normalize cracking a couple beers with the boys on a friday night
Makes me sad when I get followed by one of those accounts that follows like 10k people. I see the notification and think "new friend?!" and then click through and no, just someone trying to kinda take advantage of me
Sincere apologies to the haters and losers, but I have decided to stop being drunk and depressed and instead go to the gym and make art
looking to purchase some unused baby shoes if anybody has any leads on that
busy day at work, just logging in. what're we mad about today?