i will need to get myself on a schedule and in a routine for these next 6 weeks or i am going to lose my mind

FINALLY, I FARTED

August 21st, 1791. The Haitian Revolution begins.

if they don't yell at you when you know better are they really your friend?

YESSSS FUCK MICROSOFT

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yesterday for the first time in 30 years my parents sat at the same dinner table eating Chinese takeout and we all just hung out talking about nothing in particular and in a different reality that would just be normal and it made me cry all night

'I'm not having arguments. My mind is a very big stove, and I will cook the fucking beef." - this is the level of stress i am at rn; come correct or don't come at all (i'm overstimulated)

the secret reason i don't like reaching out for help is because i'm very convinced that the people i care for the most actually care the least about me, and will abandon me when i truly need them. sucks!

oops i was vulnerable on the internet and now my show mom is cursing me out (lovingly)

asked my community for help! can't decide if i want to cry or vomit but one's gonna happen today i know it

watched the second Spiderman tonight and Jake Gyllenhaal's performance was the visual equivalent of drinking a flat soda

see KNOWING the drama and BEING the drama are two different things, dear. i love KNOWING. i do not care for BEING.

hello i have just learned that lake sturgeon can live from 55 (male) to 150 (female) years long?!?! blathers did not teach me enough. wtf

oh i knew this week was gonna be tough at work. the senoritis is "last full working week of the year" bad.

i am tired of grief

so the way a hangover works at a party full of martial artists is that you're sore and dehydrated but there's no headache or sensitivity to anything. not me sweating the booze out while drinking it

shut the fuck up darude is playing

Bro. People are cool as fuck.

not me seeing two fire signs atm i am so pissed rn

oh i hate all this paperwork the universe gave us beautiful things like honey and okapes and humans made insurance and racism and medical forms

being stuck sheltering in place at the office is a level that dante didn't know existed

taking all the AI features out of my inbox does mean that nothing is sorted nicely but also every time a promo email comes into my inbox i'm immediately deciding to unsubscribe or not. kind of nice to have this level of forced mindfulness and also to stop seeing those stupid nextdoor digests

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MHA IS GOING TO FOLLOW BABYGIRL NOW?!?! w h a t wait will this be the show my mom suffers thru while i recover

the funny thing about anxiety is that i've already solved the problem that triggered it but i'm still beating myself up

well i *was* looking forward to resting

@katmabu.bsky.social sorry for being a starstruck idiot lmao hope you enjoyed the cat walk thank you for all you do

good morning having a male therapist is fun bc i get to tell him what a terratoma is and i get to watch him look it up and be horrified

started the last period I will ever have FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE and the uterus is going to make it the worst one yet (woken up by the feeling of what I can only imagine is being impaled)

pre-op surgery thought: will i have more space for hotdogs with my uterus out?

just occurred to me that ffxiv shadowbringers is just the wizard of oz but Dorothy already knows everyone