Idk why but the last month and a half whenever I’m having a tough day I’ve been really into blasting “Into the New World” on repeat.
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I need today to end and for it to be Friday already
I just have to survive this week of work then I’m on vacation
I cosplayed being at lazy bear today by going to a pool party, kissing a bunch of other naked fat gay bears, got stoned, and stayed in the pool until it was dinner time.
Tonight I got really stoned, played mario kart with friends, chilled in a hot tub and gabbed about the birdcage and that was nice.
I just know that if I was going through a breakup, Brand New Chanel$ would hit SO good.
I should be allowed to stab up to 5 people per month. Not fatally, but painfully. Just as a treat.
The things I would do to be stoned out of my mind in guernville rn
That episode of SATC where Charlotte is drunk off system island iced teas and dancing by herself is a moment I need for myself soon.
There’s something about sweating at your desk at 8am that feels pointed and homophobic
Can’t tell if it’s just the depression making me lose interest in things I enjoyed or if I’m hitting burn out again.
Yeah he’s hot but he’s using AI to make music and that immediately puts him on the “Not Fuckable” list
If your answer to "Who is the most charismatic person in Hollywood right now?" isn't "Keke Palmer", I'm sorry but you do not know ball.
I can’t wait to be in Australia in two weeks. I’m so ready for a vacation.
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Instead of working I want to be gallivanting about. Having day drinks on patios. Wearing slutty tank tops. Dancing and kissing boys while “Sauna” by Jessie Ware plays.
The way some of you play bossy dom on the Internet gives me the ick.
Feeling like I wanna cry, not being able to cry, not even knowing what my brain wants me to cry about. Wtf is going on in there
USA Rugby bending the knee to the current administration has to be the most loser move they could have ever made. I’m so proud of my team and the teams across the country for refusing to comply. RUGBY IS FOR EVERYONE.
In February, USA Rugby banned trans women from all levels of one of the world’s most inclusive sports. What happened next was telling. Across the country, teams refused to comply. The story of the Baltimore Ferals, who are pushing back: www.thebanner.com/sports/rugby...
The things I would do for a good penne a’la vodka with sausage rn
I forgot to sanitize my cpap nose pillow after a few nights and now I have a painful zit under my nostril :(
Going out with your rugby team and watching the girls release their inhibitions is truly a thing of beauty.
Damn. America really hates Zach more than Sincere. That’s insane.
New Thai place around the corner from our apartment is fire. The pad prik king I ordered was so bomb.
I miss being in the salon where I could keep my hair cut weekly, color fresh, and eyebrows waxed on the regular for basically free.