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@asrielasitgets.bsky.social
I got a full eight hours of sleep last night. | independent portrayal of Asriel Dreemurr (Growthspurt AU) | Last time I felt this much energy, I was trying to absorb your soul.
* Sounds like it.. ( Taking that handshake, a light sigh escapes him. Whether of relief or worry, itโs hard to tell. )
แฏ๐๐ผ๐๐ช๐ต๐ญ.แ๐@luckybuncharm.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago"It's a deal then!" Holding his hand out for a handshake.
* Screw it, Iโll take that for a test drive at some point. * And if it does end up being murder, eh. Nothinโ Iโm not used to. ( Shrug. )
แฏ๐๐ผ๐๐ช๐ต๐ญ.แ๐@luckybuncharm.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago"Oh come on, kiddo. What do you think I'm gonna do, hit you over the head with an oversized mallet? Drop a piano or anvil on your head? Come on, that stuff is illegal for me to do anyway...at least on people who aren't toons. Plus, that would be murder."
* No offense, but can I assume a cartoon character as an alarm clock would be somewhat... * ...painful? To someone who isnโt a cartoon?
แฏ๐๐ผ๐๐ช๐ต๐ญ.แ๐@luckybuncharm.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago"I'd volunteer to be your alarm clock at least once. Trust me, I know how to wake people up like a professional."
* Iโm shocked no one tried to wake me up. Either that, or I slept through their attempts.
แฏ๐๐ผ๐๐ช๐ต๐ญ.แ๐@luckybuncharm.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago"Ouch...yeah, I do that too...sometimes...my wife always has to wake me up."
* Great, gotta deal with a bunch of weird clones and I donโt have the energy to deal with them. ( Attempting to scare the Homers off, heโd light a flame with his finger. ) * Ooohh, I can summon fire, best stay away from me. ( Heโs bluffing, though hoping the clones buy said bluff. )
Homer Simpson.@thedonutaddict.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago[More clones sensed the death of one and begun charging at asriel.] "don't hurt Homer... HOMER HURT YOU."
* ...huh. * Is this gonna become a whole fight scene between me and all these.. guys?
Homer Simpson.@thedonutaddict.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago[The Homer Clone slammed his head onto the ground as the vines tangled his legs he'd let out a loud "D'OH!" and dissappears in a puff of smoke floating into the sky.]
( With little patience, he fires a magic shot of magic vines at Homerโs legs, wrapping itself around them. ) * Wrong guy, sorry.
Homer Simpson.@thedonutaddict.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago[A Homer clone turned to asriel seeing him as Ned Flanders it charged at him.] "Stupid... Flanders..."
* * Man I donโt have time to deal with this.
Homer Simpson.@thedonutaddict.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago[Off-Screen Homer's been goofing off messing with the nuclear reactor... Until he fell in and now suddenly HOMER FRICKIN CLONED HIMSELF!?] "want beer..." "hug kids..." "kiss marge..." "stupid flanders..."
* Letโs just say that Iโve screwed up my sleep schedule. * Simplest way I can describe it.
แฏ๐๐ผ๐๐ช๐ต๐ญ.แ๐@luckybuncharm.bsky.social ยท 9mo ago"You too, huh? What's got you tossing buckets over your head?"
|| never using the discover tab again i saw a huge fuvkin ass on my tl
|| i oughta start actually writing togore and azzy again im just gonna say togore won the battle heโs goin through atm
* I have the sudden urge that someone in my family is being slandered.
|| just remembered that both of azzyโs vaโs are trans women
( He got high for the holiday. ) ( Dub )
* Sorry for dyinโ. * Itโll probably happen again.
* Yeah, but even as a prince, I donโt get a ton of spotlight.
* Iโm fine with that, I donโt really need that many eyes on me..
* On it. ( Without hesitation, heโd pull out and offer a slice of pie he was saving for later. ) * You want it reheated, orโ
* ๐๐๐๐ข'๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐ .@ofbrokenhopendream.bsky.social ยท 11mo ago[ * You drink the remaining fourth, gasping for air as you quietly pant . ] * ... * ... pie . * I want pie ...
|| ashโs first action after waking up from a week long sleep just yoinking the orange juice welcome back queen
( Heโd blink twice, a bit dumbfounded. ) ( A little more than a quarter was left in the gallon. ) * ..I was probably gonna throw up if I drunk the rest of that anyways, so go nuts. ( Heโd shrug. )
* ๐๐๐๐ข'๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐ .@ofbrokenhopendream.bsky.social ยท 11mo ago[ * An idle scratch to your backside, beady eyes staring at the gallon . ] โ [ * TAKE IT ] [ ๐ ] [ * ASK FOR IT ] โ [ ๐ TAKE IT ] โ [ * You snatch said orange juice, attempting to chug down whatever was left for yourself, the juice spilling out as you struggled to breathe ... ๐ง ]
( Heโs guzzling a gallon of orange juice. ) * Morning, walking corpse.
* ๐๐๐๐ข'๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐ .@ofbrokenhopendream.bsky.social ยท 11mo ago[ * You emerge out of your room . ] [ * You don't recall the last you had such a nap . ] [ * You feel like $#%! . ]
