My honse really liked me. She rubbed her face all over me when we were done riding. Big dog :)
Charybdis Goatse
@ass.golf
I draw the webcomic QUESTIONABLE CONTENT which is about robots who want to smooch www.ass.golf you can also find me on patreon: www.patreon.com/jephjacques My dog's name is Ollie and he is a smooth collie
On the opposite end of the continent for the next week, comic posting times will be a little wacky
lifehack !! if you take a gallon of milk, pour it into a bucket, add a whole rotisserie chicken to it, dump in a half bottle of barbecue sauce, and leave it in the summer sun for 40 minutes, youve ruined a whole bunch of perfectly good food. idiot
ME: man the high end on these guitar tracks seems really fizzy and harsh [listens to some of my favorite metal tracks on my fancy mixing headphones] oh it's fine actually, guitars just Sound Like That when you pay close attention
poptimism was an op by the music industry. pop fucking sucks and if people dug even the tiniest bit deeper than charli, taylor, and whoever the latest disney-owned lab grown starlet is their lives would be a thousand times richer
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d agoPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
[walking into the comatorium] man if they try to de-louse me in here I am gonna be PISSED OFF
How are we scienceing today everyone? Finding cures for ailments and such? Yesterday I scienced for several hours and found a new planet, that's gotta be some kind of record for fastest scienceing 💪🧪 🪐 topatoco.com/collections/jeph-jacques/products/qc-scienceverb | @ass.golf 🪐
Ah, the process of aging. A bittersweet mixture of acquired wisdom and the slow, stately decay of- GUY BACKING UP DELIVERY TRUCK: WHERE Y'ALL WANT ME TO DUMP THIS EAR HAIR
picking "basic chanel" as your DJ name is cheeky bordering on blasphemous
there is a new cat in the neighborhood who is super friendly and utterly unbothered by dogs. ollie got to say hi today and had no idea what to do. total "middle school boy talking to a girl" energy lmao
got conflicting advice from three different medical professionals in the span of 24 hours, this is the shittiest hat trick I've ever pulled off
the only problem with the weird watermelon coffee is now everything else I put through the grinder tastes like watermelon coffee
[watching a grainy video clip of a Bigfoot sighting] the way those testicles are swinging…that’s no human
DOCTOR: I’m sorry sir, but you’re too smart. There is no treatment. You must continue to suffer under the burden of your brilliance so that the rest of us may look to you as an ideal for which to strive ME: okay
Haha just kidding I signed up at the walk in clinic so I could run some jokes past the doctor. I’m normal
Finally talking to a doctor about my mental health [doctor readying a sledgehammer behind my head]
patreon laying off 20% of its staff is probably fine, actually, and not something to worry about
My first comics collection, now reiussed, is out today! Get BIRDING IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME here and wherever you buy books: bookshop.org/p/books/bird...
Birding Is My Favorite Video Game: Cartoons about the Natural World from Bird and Moon, Updated Edition
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how many people do you think mrbeast has watched die while maintaining that creepy smile that never reaches his eyes