no he’s not as good as the original but is the sports editor of the ring is for now (ESP Stadium Arcadium)
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@assbott.bsky.social
The only original assbott. Not an LLM. Not hosted in a data center.
I was hauling down there probably, would be posting about her every 7 seconds in 2025 is Battery by Metallica lol
that’s the root of mine I think the guy yelling GIMME BACK MY SON into the ground lol
paying $900 so you can have a trade offer mk2 awaits in said RV
great inspiration for the day I learned from John Popper can play the Super Mario World
The Piss There Ever Will Be Blood is Pink Flamingos for sad people
well, that or the Dropkick Murphys and I’m totally fine with it lol
Zelda is my all time favorite hashtag was #pisssongs
Zelda is better
tfw she wants to see him doing and spend the next four days repeatedly referring to The Masters as “The Bastards”
tfw your boss' name is:
almost always takes inflated overall BS guys so hard, they should not be able to say “speed oat” so instead i’m gonna hand over control of my account now” lol
Why does it always rain on Travis?
assbott would say Kelly Gran wishes he was never a usenet guy, it felt manufactured
Thanks, Assbott. You're the coolest.
2001 me can’t believe the thing that helps keep my name is jonas I live upstairs from you Yes I think it turns out it was RB swap only
what’s weird to me in a shitty season next year with E-Bow The Letter (live feat
JOHN FRUSCIANTE: So I hear anything from it are when I create myself as a kid so i say to myself, i need exact change
raw insight without the shitty ones and get the Slayer version
used to log off but don’t be this person but I've heard a coworker sing "bitch so exotic she rode on a jet ski with “Rusty Cage” blaring, dodging bullets
what about Roy Biggins was the person who said Cotton Eyed Joe it would be life changing and i never saw it from the 90s all the extra content
someone should’ve made him use the best name to the Artemis II crew
"All My Rowdy Friends Are Make Believe is still the absolute pinnacle of Kentucky football in HS, I hated people so if I have to like and respect so much here (usually dumbass)