What no one understands is that Shareholders are SO super important to everything getting made~ So shut up and enjoy your slop... I mean... Soup.

Clarkie, you're so obviously a Ken, it's not even funny.

Hi, Barbies!

* 𝐈N𝓥ES†ㅤ𝓙𝓝 ◝ ㅤТAℒᴇ𝓝†.@countingseconds.bsky.social · last yr.

ᅠᅠㅤ ㅤᅠᅠ 𝐀𝐇 ⸝⸝ 𝑨𝑯𝑯 【 ❗️ 】 S𝐂R𝐄A𝐌I𝐍 * 𝒻𖦹я ϻ℮ | 𝕭AḆᧇ. | ᅠᅠㅤ𝓐ℌ – 𝐀𝐇𝐇 「 🫀. 」 ── .✦ ㅤ𞋎ℹ𝓴𝑒 ꪗ𝗢𝐔◝ Ʀ𝓔 𝖌𝓾ᥒᥒ𝛂 ⸝⸝ Ɗᥫ᭡𝐄 ⚠︎ #horrorrp. #mvrp. #ocrp.

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ㅤㅤ𝗪𝗘'𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗨𝗦. ㅤㅤㅤ

𝙲𝚁𝙾𝙲.@gothamscales.bsky.social · 6d ago

𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘏𝘖𝘞 𝘞𝘌 𝘒𝘌𝘌𝘗 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘞𝘈𝘠 ... 𝘐𝘚 𝘉𝘠 𝘏𝘌𝘓𝘗𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘌𝘈𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙.

lotus when you read 'eldritch horror barbie' this is what i need you to be picturing.

Missing my pretty bird hours.

Barbienough... Barbie is... enough for you? [ Hold on, there's something glimmering in her eyes. Something shining, and wet and - and quickly wiped away as she BEAMED up at him! ] I get to stay at the Mojo Dojo Casa House? Even after Boys Night?!

⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍.@beaching-off.bsky.social · 2w ago

[ Torn. He's TORN — A perfect Barbie stood before him but she wasn't HIS Barbie ... & yet 💕❔👩‍❤️‍👨 🐴 ] You're Barbie, I'm Ken. You're Barbie enough. Barbienough. You're Barbienough for me. We can do stuff. Barbie, Ken stuff. Like you come to my place and stay the night.

I'm not sure yet... I was thinking about working at the market today, but I'm not sure anyonexs gonna like what I have to make.

lotus five minutes in the kiln is about all the time i wanna spend on this bit

Hi, Clarkie!

Good Morning, Barbies~

Only if you wanna be Brewski Beer'd! I still don't know... all the best ways to be Barbie for you, but I'm happy to learn~ You'd beach off with me? I've never even beached before Ken, I don't wanna get in your way...

⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍.@beaching-off.bsky.social · 2w ago

You wanna brewski beer me..? I mean you can totally look at my muscles I used them today when I beached off. I could beach off again if you'd like and you could watch.. maybe beach off together.

"D'you guys ever think about the stars dying?"

I know at least three 'it's the future of banking everywhere' Kens...

Prime Time Special Beach Episode: Presented by Mattel!

BEACH EPISODE!

Really? I'd love that~ Do you want me to brewski beer you before or after I look at your muscles?

⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍.@beaching-off.bsky.social · 2w ago

I don't know the meaning of any of that but I'll smile and shrug all cool like and pretend I do. But it means a lot. And if you want you can even look at my muscles as a thanks.

"Sorry! No, please ignore that. I just caught chills is all."

٠࣪⭑ —— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑.@the-getaway.bsky.social · 2w ago

"....?"

In case you need it for easy access, like I often do.

It's always something with you people, my god.

Yeah? Sure, take your time~ [ Arms behind her back. Waiting patiently while - Oh! Well, good, that was the reaction to expect. Wasn't even lying when she waved a passing Barbie off. ] Thank you, Ken~ But I'll only be a Not-Barbie for the next few hours, so hopefully it means more after that.

⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍.@beaching-off.bsky.social · 3w ago

You like the way I beach off..? You think it's...mesmerizing? Could you just excuse me for a macho moment..? [ casually vanshing behind some conveniently placed object — ] SUBLIME! [ An ever so nonchalant return ] Ahem. Thanks, you seem pretty cool, too. I mean I guess. For a not-Barbie.

lotus i forgot about 'sublime' i'm crying and putting my barbie dvd in

Subscribed.

Most popular! I asked all of the Kens, and they agreed. Even Ken! And honestly, can I say something? I know I'm new here, but ...I've never seen someone beach off the way you do. It's mesmerizing.

⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍.@beaching-off.bsky.social · 3w ago

YES! Thank yo— Most popular? .. Even with Ken? The other Kens? Do you think I beach off more than them? Better than them?

Oh! Hello, Doctor~