Can I bet on Kalshi that she asks him to call her Ivanka?

A Steve @asteve4.bsky.social · 19h ago

Can I bet on Kalshi that he calls her Ivanka?

Can I bet on Kalshi that he calls her Ivanka?

If your top teeth bite your chin you shouldn't be concerned with someone else's genetics.

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster@mialynneb.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh do fuck off you weird-ass bigots.

Perhaps the truest side effect of "running America like a business" someone's dumbass kid gets put in charge of a business he has no idea how it actually runs or makes money, so he does a bunch of embezzlement with his bros instead

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 21h ago

It’s because they think imperialism means “I am in charge” rather than “I have carefully lined up interests and balanced inputs and outputs such that i have a plurality of influence”, and are too stupid to realize that people like them being put in charge is what causes every empire to fall.

Shutter Encoder is saving me today. I have a bunch of 50+ GB 4K seminar videos I need clips from and I just know they would crash Premiere's weak ass.

They shouldn't just be jailed. They should be zoo'd so we can taunt them and rile them up like chimps.

You have Forge, Bishop and Cable all in the same place at the same time. Build another time machine. Go back 2000 years and put this goobledygook to rest.

A Steve @asteve4.bsky.social · 4d ago

So Nightcrawler saves the day with the power of Catholicism. Yeah it make a lot of sense corpo-fash Disney reinforcing "Christianity Wins!" after S1 was deemed too gay or whatever.

So Nightcrawler saves the day with the power of Catholicism. Yeah it make a lot of sense corpo-fash Disney reinforcing "Christianity Wins!" after S1 was deemed too gay or whatever.

post a meme made by you

Halloween is Forever@halloweenisforever.bsky.social · 6d ago

post a meme made by you

They're doing what on the USS Lincoln?

Harry Potter adults and 8th rewatch of The Office adults are perfectly overlapping circles.

Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · last wk.

We should really work together, hand and hand, to focus all of our community’s poorly-suppressed and totally ruthless bullying energy on the single demographic we all agree actually deserves it: Harry Potter Adults in the year of our lord 2026

Oh cool they did THE LAST STARFIGHTER but for a high stress job so a bunch of half wits can yell slurs into a different microphone for a change

Kathryn Tewson@kathryntewson.bsky.social · last wk.

So, this is real, I just checked

Girl you don't need to be doing all of this. You won't have a job soon. You ain't go no prospects. You could be out there cleaning the fuck up on swingers cruises instead of angling for a new racist podcast.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

CNN’s Omar Jimenez attempts to explain the 1st Amendment to the preposterously Islamophobic Nancy Mace

Drinking Sparkwine is some magician's way of giving you electricity powers Snorting Spark is some kind of cyberpunk cocaine cut with ground up CPUs

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · last wk.

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

The other week I used banana pepper jar juice to cook instant rice that went with sausage and peppers. It was amazing. I keep thinking about it wistfully like banana pepper jar juice rice has gone off to war and I'm not sure when I'll see it again.

Did anyone ask the strait what it wants to be?

lol $70M up in smoke 70M that could've gone into the community Federal elections (primary/general) need a shared pool of funds for adspend. Evens the playing field to messaging and policy. Discourages outsider money and corporate bonfires like this.

The Joker Burns Money

ALT: The Joker Burns Money

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A Steve @asteve4.bsky.social · 3w ago

Anytime I'm made to think what's to be done about AI and data centers

"Everyone thinks I'm a fascist capitalist and that's wrong. I'm actually a techno-feudalist or whatever's going on in Mad Max. I'm going to ride on my dad's shoulders and we're going to run Mediatown."

Marc Elias@marcelias.bsky.social · 2w ago

David Ellison may think we are stupid, but we know who he is. We know what he has done to CBS. We know what he wants to do to CNN. Support independent media.

I want to start sounding my dickhole. Not for pleasure, but I would like to achieve laminar flow with my pee stream.

The immediate acceptance of Mitch being in a Billy Pilgrim temporal undeath with "BARIGHT." 😂

InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 2w ago

Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!

A man should be allowed to pay $4000/m on electricity, but nothing on heating in the winter.

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2w ago

current feelings around AI: the CEOs shoveling slop into everything should be in jail but the guys spending upwards of $60,000 on elaborate, janky home rigs to run local models for no reason other than to see if it works are engaging in a long and semi-honorable tradition of computer toucher shit

Bird made honorary juggalo. More at 11.

Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️@snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 3w ago

@romania_cg1 (TT) captures a Eurasian Hoopoe showing off its crest and unique "hoop-hoop" call: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

The thing I like about all the short spine animals is they all move and sit like hot spring monkeys. They're not mutations of cats and raccoons. They're variants on dudes who like to chill.

I used the diarrhea machine to make a Hitler sculpture . . .

Stereogum@stereogum.com · 3w ago

Boy George says he created his new pro-Israel reggae song with AI

Please let this be him priming us for the funniest death ever: AI robot dick surgery misadventure

Taylor Noakes@taylornoakes.com · 3w ago

Words cannot describe how much I despise this person’s contempt for how hard real scientists work It’s the kind of attitude you can only get from inheriting a fortune from an Apartheid era emerald mine finance.yahoo.com/sectors/heal...

There shouldn't be gunplay. Hot Wheels would never. The John Cena / Sam Richardson chemistry might be immaculate though and leading to buddy cop movies with them and a jealous Tim Robinson.

Reconstructionist@unavaleable.bsky.social · 3w ago

breathtakingly stupid. amazing. no notes. will watch on apple tv at 4pm on a thursday

I wish Jericho didn't take this Painmaker persona seriously. It'd be so much funnier if he did it as a parody of Japanese wrestlers who do the same. Keep all the flash, makeup and Judas Priest, but really all that's different is 90% of Painmaker's offense is ball kicks and stomps. #AEWRedemption

DO NOT flip the coin. It feeds your poop to The Devil and powers his machinations!

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4w ago

You have a choice between $1 million right now or flipping a coin for the chance to never have to shit again. Which do you pick?