Bil Skirnir
@astro-kraken.bsky.social
Minneapolis dude who is now fucking up a suburb* Heathen catdad. Builder of catyards. Anti-lawn zealot. Restorer of native habitats. Bad bike mechanic. Worse firewall engineer. *killing hostas, planting pollinator magnets, and biking instead of driving.
Other than the RFID cat door and frame to put it in a window, I mostly finished my new seniors only catio. This little lady (13) keeps getting chased out of the main catio by the younger kittens (3 3 year olds and a 2) so she's getting her own space.
Witt will probably win reelection but I hope she gets like 11 votes total. Also fuck her stupid cowboy hat
✨[redacted]✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 7h agonot surprising & always abhorrent behavior by the hennepin sheriff office
Got six 18 packs of natives delivered yesterday and am quickly remembering I don't like planting things.
Finally, the algorithm gets it and only recommends Jason Statham movies
I have six cats so statistically two of them approve of the job the president is doing but no one will admit it.
When I worked at Video Update across from Southdale and someone returned a Blockbuster movie to the drop box I put it in a bag and launched it into the sky with a bunch of helium balloons.
Chloe N. Clark@pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 4d agoTell me about the video store of your past please
I bet the same people who call Bde Maka Ska by the previous name love the new name of Lake Ontario.
They should make mesh fedoras so our neckbearded friends can stay cool and comfortable when they make us uncomfortable
USPS has left my Peggy yard sign in Olathe for the past 13 days.
Im not sure why other modes exist and i'm pretty sure tour+ and eco+ are only that high from cycling the assist mode up when I get started. I might start padding my off miles by turning the motor off on downhills.
It's been so long since it rained i had forgotten how snuggly damp cats are.
Im so confused. I thought destroying encampments made people move into homes. What gives?
FOX 9@fox9mn.bsky.social · 6d agoAfter closing St. Paul's largest homeless encampment, city leaders say they may now be facing an even more dangerous situation.
Just used gorilla glue without getting any on my fingers. Please clap.
Just to prove a point my Minnesota ass is only going to type it as bayg from now on.
Jack Tindale@jacktindale.bsky.social · 7d agoMinor point but I really hate this performative “y’all” people do to try and appear more folksy. I don’t type in a Yorkshire accent and I did people would rightly tell me to shut up.
Ebikes aren't stupid because I can't change my own headlight. I need a dealer with a bosch diagnostic tool to change a power output setting on a thing I own.
As a Minnesotan i dont consider most of the great lakes all that great.
Not a great picture, but previous gardener planted a cultivar of wild golden glow (Rudbeckia laciniata) that does absolutely nothing for wildlife. I planted the OG version behind it and it usually has a bee or two on it. I think the native looks better. And have started thinning out the cultivar
Since we're doing helmet discourse I'm going to ONCE AGAIN remind people that VA tech tested Thousand helmets and their best one was 157th out of 304. Their other two were 294th and 300th out of 304. Take it from someone who has had 9 concussions. Protect your brain.
Streetsblog NYC@nyc.streetsblog.org · last wk.Mayor Mamdani's focus on a helmet paints deadly crashes as the failure of vulnerable road users to protect themselves, rather than as the failure of government to stop completely avoidable carnage. buff.ly/0HIM3RQ
Ever wonder why goatse has staying power but tubgirl is long forgotten? We used to be a society.
Saw someone wearing a vest and a scarf out on their walk. Mfer its not fall. Its August, 80 degrees, and the reason there are leaves on the ground is because everything is dying. Don't be cozy, be fucking pissed.
1- I might have resting murder face but I also have a tummy ache.
🍒🍓🌸 yve 🌸🍓🍒@letsgoyvie.bsky.social · 2y agoquote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
