{...Fuck it I made an Animal Crossing OC.} {Gotta make good use of the big Animal Crossing Verse thing goin' on rn somehow...}

【𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓝】@pockets-empty.bsky.social · 3d ago

“𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞…” | #animalcrossingrp | #acrp | #nintendorp | #MVRP | “𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐧? 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐲. 𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧’, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?”

"I haven't said much in a while, haven't I?" "...Wonder if Susie or Ralsei's not bored outta their minds today..."

{Man I don't wanna go to sleep.} {Tomorrow morning is gonna be somethin' else.}

* ...You recall a memory you had, of making flower crowns with someone once... * ...The memory is fuzzy, but still certainly there... * You... aren't sure just yet why this memory decided to return to you now... * But... it can't be a coincidence... right?

{Aw man, dude I've ALWAYS wanted to throw up at stuff like this!} {...You know damn well what I'm talking about, I am not elaborating any further aside from that.} {Also as a bonus I checked, they may have deleted the post entirely but uh...} {Hey buddy, you ever hear of a digital footprint?}

* ...You feel like something has happened... * But... what?

"I leave for like a day because of a thing and this is what I come back to?" "...Eh, typical Thursday in Hometown, can't complain, because I really can't care."

// to finish, a list of Dessmun's accounts for your blocking convenience: lostgirlfindher (Dess) deaddoedonteat (Dess lewd alt) guttedcervine (Dess Knight) brokenstilllocked (Kris) youvehitbottom (quote-bot) if you don't wanna bother to block individually, here's a convenient blocklist. cheers. //

* You snickered a bit. "Sorry uh... thanks."

#447. . .Lacey@beezy-bees.bsky.social · last mo.

࿐ "𝘏𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘦! 𝘚𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶! 𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺... 𝘶𝘮... 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺!!!"

"...Fair enough." "Happy birthday, by the way."

#447. . .Lacey@beezy-bees.bsky.social · last mo.

࿐ "𝘚𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘪𝘧𝘵!! 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨!!! 𝘈𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺!"

* Let's turn around and watch the sun, before it goes down completely. * Let's have one more fun adventure, okay?

ralsei 🎀@pushoflove.bsky.social · last mo.

"...Being the main character sucks actually..." "...Ralsei, can you do me a favor and be the main protagonist for a bit?"

"Someone's... birthday today?" "Crap, I didn't get any gifts." "I'll still celebrate... somehow..."

"I haven't really spoken with Ralsei or Susie lately..." "I wonder if they're doing alright..."

*sigh* "...Morning... again..."

"...I think I need more tube yogurt..." "No reason, I swear..."

⠀ IT IS OVER. THE BAD THEORY NIGHTS HAVE DRAWN TO A CLOSE. ⠀

⠀ YOUR THEORIES SUCK. NEVER COOK AGAIN. HOLY SHIT. ⠀

"It's over?" "Oh, thank the fucking angel, it's over..."

"...Okay then."

Come Find Me in The . . .@acircusforone.bsky.social · last mo.

"Reeeehehehehe!!" Unhinging his jaw like a snake and swallowing it whole. Chewing it tube and all.

"...Here." * You gave a random tube yogurt to Jevil. "This is the best I've got."

Come Find Me in The . . .@acircusforone.bsky.social · last mo.

"Reeehehehe-! Happiness, happiness!" It doesn't seem like he cares much. He just wants yogurt.

"...Yeah sure." "Got a favorite flavor or something?"

Come Find Me in The . . .@acircusforone.bsky.social · last mo.

"Can I have a tube yogurt?"

"Huh, that's a funny way to spell Kris." "And you're welcome."

Come Find Me in The . . .@acircusforone.bsky.social · last mo.

"Thank you, innocent human who hasn't committed any murders yet."

"Thank the angel he's go-" "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?"

"...Yeah okay."

Come Find Me in The . . .@acircusforone.bsky.social · last mo.

"Overall I think i deserve an apology from all you. My deranged ramblings were leagues more comprehensible than whatever the fuck this is."

"Wait, wait! I'll do one better!" "HOW would I hate Dess!?"

Doggo Galahad@rebellingcanine.bsky.social · last mo.

* Good answer!

"Uh, WHY would I hate Dess?"

Doggo Galahad@rebellingcanine.bsky.social · last mo.

* I dunno about this one, man * Kris, do ya hate Dess?

"That's it, I'm opening a new dark fountain, screw you guys."

{Me just casually (and accidentally probably) reviving the Kirby verse again for the quadrillionth time this year...} {I regret nothing :)}

Come Find Me in The . . .@acircusforone.bsky.social · last mo.

🌀feathers🪶 DO NOT MAKE ME BRING BACK MY MAGOLOR FROM TWITRP SCREAMS AT YOU

"I swear to the angel if I hear 'Ralsei's a Nobody', I'm going to scream..."