And here I though I was the worst in all the land. Turns out I wasn't. Devastating 😔
I want to be a one off villain in twilight. Fight the Cullens for the in equivalent of a grilled cheese sandwich and then die like a bitch while still looking fabulous.
Currently obsessing over Galadriel and Celeborn again. My elves <333
Self care day ✨️💅 putting on lip balm, going to the Hardware store, taking a bubble bath, drilling my wall with zhe Bohrhammer.
You know what? Stop this toxic work culture! Evil SHOULD sleep! Let me take a nap. My eyes are burning.
My dear friend took some really nice pictures of the crochet lace on my Annatar cosplay. Can't wait to wear it to Elfia soon!
The Hobbit is about a little guy being hired to rob a dragon. The Lord of the Rings is about that guy's nephew volunteering as a hitman on the devil.
Who are these wizards of the coast everyone keeps talking about? I'll duel them to the death!
Apparently I post my crochet wips on bluesky. Here is the button border for my new Annatar cosplay.
‘Do as I bid; and if thou hunger still when all is done, then I will give thee whatsoever thy lust may demand. Yea, with both hands.’ Like... he was rizzing that spider so much???
No one told me I'd get split ends from loosing my one ring to rule them all 🙄
Love how Sauron takes hilariously long to do anything. Except for corrupting Numenor. That took like... 3 seconds.
I once had a dream in which Celebrimbor ran Annatar over with his horse and that was their first meeting. I think that's what I have to draw next.
Outcast aristocrat living in a mansion with only his adoptive son and the evil artifact but make it cottagecore.
Numenor week Part 2 ◇ Tar Miriel and Tar Palantir ◇Saving the White Tree #thelordoftherings #thesilmarillion #fanart
Numenor week Part 1 ◇Elros and Elrond ◇Aldarion and Erendis #thelordoftherings #thesilmarillion #fanart
Shoutout to Feanor who was king of the Noldor for a whole three seconds before he spontaneously combusted.