When you come home to this, you know you’ve been away too long. (30 seconds)

Theast time Minnesota beat Michigan at home was the same year as Star Wars made its debut, for comparison. And there’s been 8 more (original arc) Star Wars movies, and only 4 more Minnesota victories in that same timespan.

It’s twin cities marathon weekend! I’ll be on the north side of Summit and Prior, along with a 12’ skeleton. Mile 6 or 22, depending on the race. If you’re running and want refreshments, let me know and I got you covered. Bananas, drinks, candy, bacon, sliders, cookies… say the word.

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Blessed that my advanced age has imparted the wisdom that if I eat hot pizza, I’m going to burn the hell out of my mouth. I still do it, knowing full well I’m gonna be in pain for a few days, but at least I know it’s going to happen.

I’m wondering if I need to get my dogs separate toothbrushes, yet they both happily eat rabbit poop from the back yard.

Single, sincere white warrior, 46, wishes to meet single, sincere, limber Eskimo who's into tattoos, bananas, gargling Windex, Barry Manilow inflatable dolls, cactus, sleeping with large tomatoes, and snake wrestling in Jell-o pudding." *No freaks. (As related to Opus at the bloom picayune)

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d ago

Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."

The phenomenon of random-number-bots with thirst traps occasionally liking my insta posts isn’t new. But there is one boring post of mine that continually keeps getting new likes, mostly from accounts where the (AI generated?) user is wearing a hijab and little else, and I can’t figure that out.

@ubiquity75.xyz I’m not crying over my coffee, you are.

c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 4d ago

Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.

The bassist for Sturgill Simpson is so powerful he has to be confined to his summoning square. God help us all if the tape is disturbed.

I was going to post a comprehensive list of everything I’ve never heard of but it was pretty hard to start.

Not that familiar with the band The Unsane, but I’m catching their show tonight. That feeling of recognition when I realize I can sing along with the song because it was in a THPS soundtrack.

Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'

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Having beverages with soccer guy.

I’m at the triumphal arch I’m at the sniper’s nest I’m at the combination triumphal arch and sniper’s nest

Nick Kodama 🌳👻@nickkodama.bsky.social · 2w ago

lol what

if you can get your GM to bury their head in their hands and say “ok, this is what’s going to happen”, it’s a successful game night.

License plate bracket missing the bottom half so it reads “I’D RATHER BE” I’m still working on my first cup of coffee; I’m not ready for this level of philosophical quandary during my commute.

I appreciate the UX enhancements at my local.

Ross Douhat with a face for radio and a voice for print.

“Tackling is really important in week 1” Huh. What about protection for your qb What about accurate passes What about catching What about pass defensing What about snap discipline What about return coverage

Biscuit’s able to focus on what’s really important- Comfy naps when possible. I’m not as sage, and maybe the rest of you could also use the reminder.

It looks like this Testarossa didn’t heed the folk wisdom of no Chianti before Limoncello.

Screwed around and rode the Vespa to Plymouth to hang out with the Ferraris, Alfas, Guzzis and Ducs. Non-ethanol, $4.80/gallon, figure I Used 2-3 gallons, somewhere around $10-15. I looked up pricing on our home EV charger; our daily driver cost $19.97 in August. $61.42 in town, all summer.

I love going to shows, zooming in on set lists and being able to see how the show is going to flow. It has never once worked, but hope springs eternal.

For anybody not in a Saint Paul jacket planning their evening

Did meal prep for the week yesterday and it’s such a satisfying feeling. [went to Costco for one item, and impulse bought a full pizza as well as a pumpkin pie. I can’t eat them both in one sitting, ergo]

I understand that terriers were bred to be good at hunting rodents. Buddy’s half yorkie, so it makes sense that he’d only be halfway competent at the task.

I saw this in person and it is the greatest punt I expect I will ever see. Pure magic.

JM =^D@jm539581.bsky.social · 4w ago

Sean West ... WHAT A PUNT!

They hand out unpopped cans at Lambeau and I’m a little shook.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Not quite sure if this is a sandwich siren or a cry for help

If I ever wanted to learn to play Blue Monday, this’d be about as good a place to start as any. (Warning: flashing lights)