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@atelala.bsky.social

🔞 NSFW ADULT ACCT. A Hornie Nerd. Porno Writer. Updates only.

Tap tap mic check. I wrote a manuscript (AGAIN LALA? yes 😭) this last year and I was wondering if anyone wanted to beta? I can't like say everything abt it but it's good girl wants to break everything and Reylo coded. Message me or fill out this silly form? forms.gle/VdgyWdb1fi6x...

Original Novel Beta Reader Sign-Up

Hey friends! 🖤 I am putting the finishing touches on an original novel and am looking for 3 to 5 independent beta readers to take a look at it in about two weeks. Because I am keeping this project rel...

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ALERT I HAD A SEX DREAM ABOUT ADAM He was doing that sneak-spanks-and-touches-under-the-sheets thing at a sleepover and when we were alone, he let me blow him and leaned me over a dirty counter to bone me it was GLORIOUS.

FWENDS! I'm in my weird girl book era. Loved Mr Magic and As It It Never Happened. What weird girl thrillers are your faves? ❤️❤️ (And not Gone Girl bc idk that one just gave me the sads)

Can I be a bitch for a second? Who the fuck tells people "I met a celebrity before they were famous. Everyone loved him but I didn't .. he wasn't charming. He wasn't funny..." Cool story bro. Make lots of friends w that one?

I just think if Christian Bale is in Heat 2 and Adam is eventually going to announce he's also in it, I'm going to have the most gigantic acting boner, you'll see it from the moon.

Idk if anyone .... Cares. But I have been here less and it's because I started a business last year. It's not writing related, but it does let me be creative. And business is good! But I have less time for my real passion (adam driver's schlong)

This is Alpha Ben, boner gone haywire, rutting to his eyeballs and he just had a meeting with a coworker named Rey smelling like she's three days in a heat and refusing to take a sick day.

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