DAYUM J WILL. I want him to OWN me. Lock me up. DEFINE ME. Make me only worth anything because he coats me with his glaze.
Lala 🍭
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Last chance! I actually finished editing last night ❤️❤️
Tap tap mic check. I wrote a manuscript (AGAIN LALA? yes 😭) this last year and I was wondering if anyone wanted to beta? I can't like say everything abt it but it's good girl wants to break everything and Reylo coded. Message me or fill out this silly form? forms.gle/VdgyWdb1fi6x...
Tap tap mic check. I wrote a manuscript (AGAIN LALA? yes 😭) this last year and I was wondering if anyone wanted to beta? I can't like say everything abt it but it's good girl wants to break everything and Reylo coded. Message me or fill out this silly form? forms.gle/VdgyWdb1fi6x...
Original Novel Beta Reader Sign-Up
Hey friends! 🖤 I am putting the finishing touches on an original novel and am looking for 3 to 5 independent beta readers to take a look at it in about two weeks. Because I am keeping this project rel...
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ALERT I HAD A SEX DREAM ABOUT ADAM He was doing that sneak-spanks-and-touches-under-the-sheets thing at a sleepover and when we were alone, he let me blow him and leaned me over a dirty counter to bone me it was GLORIOUS.
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Ok so like I actually have something I randomly outlined last night but it's more like erotic thriller and idk idk
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FYI I'm about to go on a flight w my Hitachi in my carry on. Pray for me at TSA.
Hey hi hello hi I will be in NYC in a few weeks. Any Rats or Weywos wanna hang?
Quote this post with your AO3 fic with the most kudos! Awww it's my precious TFTAS. I miss them. archiveofourown.org/works/42933960
Quote this post with your AO3 fic with the most kudos! For me, it's been 13 years since the night I procrastinated on a college term paper to write a fill for the asscreed kinkmeme. 🫡
FWENDS! I'm in my weird girl book era. Loved Mr Magic and As It It Never Happened. What weird girl thrillers are your faves? ❤️❤️ (And not Gone Girl bc idk that one just gave me the sads)
So. Where are all those girls from U of Indianapolis crying over Adam's dick because I wanna know. I WANT TO KNOW. THEY CRIED. BECAUSE OF HIS COCK BRO.
Can I be a bitch for a second? Who the fuck tells people "I met a celebrity before they were famous. Everyone loved him but I didn't .. he wasn't charming. He wasn't funny..." Cool story bro. Make lots of friends w that one?
Lol imagine seeing some dude: tall, lanky, weirdo, off putting... And thinking: oh. I don't see the big deal. 😭😭It's my whole type!!!!
“All the girls are obsessed with him” 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ *when Adam Driver attended Univ. of Indiana 👀
He was just her stepbrother. He was also 20 and she was underage. 🥵🥵🥴😊
Mr. Lala: ok babe. Gonna go-- Me: uugghhhh don't. Stay and do stuff for me. Mr. Lala: I don't do stuff for you-- Me: HEY-- Mr. Lala: I do stuff TO you.
Has anyone else read this? It's not a romance but man is it so Reylo. No spoilers. I'm not done yet.
46 L jacket 😫 46 means 46" around his chest so that's like his bust size my god 😭😭🥵🥵
Tattoos? 👀 Rabbit Rabbit is looking for photo double for "principle actor" for makeup test - must be okay with "dirt, wound, blood makeup & tattoos" #AdamDriver
I really need Studio Ghibli to do a version of The Last Unicorn. I need it.
I just think if Christian Bale is in Heat 2 and Adam is eventually going to announce he's also in it, I'm going to have the most gigantic acting boner, you'll see it from the moon.
Idk if anyone .... Cares. But I have been here less and it's because I started a business last year. It's not writing related, but it does let me be creative. And business is good! But I have less time for my real passion (adam driver's schlong)
Do you ever think about how this dumbass Dyson Air wrapped is hair and put on makeup before going into that interrogation room?
Where'd he get that coat? The giant store? Were they happy to see him again? Do they still have a file on his condom size from college?
DAYUM he looks ROBUST. He can robust his balls all over my hair 😭🥵🥵🥵
This is Alpha Ben, boner gone haywire, rutting to his eyeballs and he just had a meeting with a coworker named Rey smelling like she's three days in a heat and refusing to take a sick day.
You know what's crazy is how much cum Kylo shot out when he was finally strong enough to jerk off to Rey after TFA.