I can be reasonably confident that I have written the only piece of lesbian erotica to feature both multiple references to Yeats' "The Second Coming" as well as the Donald Crowhurst diaries

I think folks may be overthing the whole Malfoid deal - yes, it's funny conservatives 'discovering' (apropos for Columbus Day) fanfic tropes 101, in a property they were slandering as Satanic 30 years ago, and doing so in laziest, cringiest way possible, via AI. But that's what conservatives are!

Why does Stevie Nicks' singing always sound like she's singing directly at a guy she's having an affair with while her current boyfriend and that other guy's current girlfriend are in the room Hold on, lemme Google something real quick OK nevermind

"If you just keep giving me more money, someday technology will allow everyone to have a home!" man with one million homes tells one million people with zero homes.

Today in lowered standards: Remember when we found out the leader of the GOP was a serial rapist and pedophile and he experienced some consequences? Not as much as he should have, but at least folks were like "Hey Man, you don't get to fuck kids and still be a politician." (Comparatively) good times

Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · 2w ago

Shocked and saddened to learn that Dennis Hastert had still been alive

Shocked and saddened to learn that Dennis Hastert had still been alive

Silly idea for a #100Kanojo scene, not enough for a fic unto itself, I figured it would work better visually:

Biblically-accurate car stereo:

This may be an experience specific to people who draw, but sometimes you try drawing a specific person's face and you feel like every detail is right but somehow it hasn't come together and it looks nothing like them and barely like a human at all? Somehow this real person looks like that.

Oliver Darcy@oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 4w ago

CNN PANIC is setting in now that David Ellison will control the network in a matter of weeks: "People are anxious and worried... Unlike other mergers ... that we've been through, we have the preview of CBS, so it's not like people don't have a sense of what's coming." www.status.news/p/david-elli...

Some fanart of your "The Boy From Venus" fanart

"...in what some are calling the single darkest day in the history of this country's Olympic team, and others are calling a potential bonanza for the country's Paralympic team."

Of all the things the phrase "fish fingers" could mean, I think we really lucked out

I've said this before, but with our lifetimes, very recently, computers went from being made as tools for the user to use, but as vehicles for the user to be advertised at.

Marko Bajlovic@marko.tech · 2mo ago

State of SaaS

The discovery of phosphorus: @HennigBrand BRB fam boiling piss, making gold #alchemy @HennigBrand wow this really blew up

Memories never exist - memories only navigate inside consciousness - a mnemonic for remembering how to spell "mnemonic."

"Acquiescing to the unanimous demand of the clamouring multitude, the emperor decrees the victor shall slay his bested opponent, e'en though the blood to be spilled is blood the two share; definitely an atypical result for a celebrity golf tournament, but the Jonas brothers knew the risks going in."

Unacceptable. My bill, the Audit the Pentagon Act, would take on waste, fraud, and abuse just like this!

More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The U.S. army — and U.S. taxpayers — poured over half a billion dollars into a General Dynamic artillery factory that was a complete failure and never produced a single usable shell. ProPublica reports that the bill for this failure was $533 million, but General Dynamics never paid back a penny.

Ten #Batman #Villains and the Forty-Five Fusions Thereof: #DC #OCs #Bane #Catwoman #Clayface #Joker #MrFreeze #ThePenguin #PoisonIvy #TheRiddler #Scarecrow #TwoFace

Fun idea for a show: work-com about the (presumably catty/messy) magical spirits who are responsible for assembling the outfits magical girls will transform into. "OK, horns, hooves, third eye, loving it - we're throwing in some extensions, right?" "Absofuckinglutely."

Inbal Breda@greyannis.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.

It's weird the "Mike Trapp" is the name of a guy on Dropout, because it sounds much more like the name of a show that would be on Dropout. "Welcome to MIC TRAP, the internet's only stand-up comedy escape room show! Four performers can only escape our joke dungeon with the power of Doing Bits."

One of the top search results for professional wrestler William Dee "Haystacks" Calhoun is a screenshot of the search results for professional wrestler William Dee "Haystacks" Calhoun If at all possible, we should try to get a screenshot of the results that include the screenshot into the results

If they don't give a damn about ANY trumpet-playin' band, I have terrible news for the Sultans of Swing, because there is no way a band is called that and doesn't have a full brass section. That's the name of the band that appears if you say "Benny Goodman" three times into a mirror.

Been meaning to spend more time drawing bimbos at the suggestion of internet strangers, so genuinely I appreciate it Also, I should look at references for half-off jackets and people leaning forward, that was a challenge Also also, just noticed I didn't finish shading the yoga pants but it's fine

Cali Salt@calisalt.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Yall totally should draw her 👀🙏 #digitalart #art #oc

TRANSFORMERS are just robot furries Robot 01: Dude - what if I was, like, a car Robot 10: You're not, though 01: But what if, like, I dressed up as a car, and made sexy car noises 10:....you may be on to something here. Could I be a dinosaur? 01: [already on the Bad Dragon website] way ahead of you

[To the tune of "Don't Worry, Be Happy"] 🎶 You found a lovely new wolf porn website 🎶 You hope it's not a front for the alt-Right 🎶 Just Furries 🎶 No Nazis

They say science is on the decline in America, but lots of fascinating research is still happening; right now, for example, one of the largest experiments of all time is being conducted to see if it's possible for a nation to collectively will a man to death.

I don't need to prove myself to anyone; I'm only in competition with myself. And that cheating bastard is kicking my ass.

Probably the biggest ratio among my #100KJ #OCs of backstory I've thought up - to - actual appearances in my stories. Her name is a play on the Japanese pronunciation of the phrase "maid service," and "d'Sables" means "of the sands" - referencing both her desert homeland and her love of the beach.

Pablo Naruto@atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 4mo ago

In honor of the latest update of my #100KJ fanfic series on #AO3 here's my #OC Koibi Tomo:

Another long day at the giant robot factory

Underrated aspect of Cyclops' mutant power: because his optic blasts are concussive in nature, it's essentially impossible for anything to poke his eyes out - from dust and debris to Stooge Finger, everything would be pushed back before it could have a chance.