everybody wants to be emperor of the french don’t nobody want to be a broke ass corsican artillery corporal
everybody gangsta until you slip the pin from hand grenade discretely into their palm and watch the slow realization of your mutual demise along with that of a dozen innocents in an act of pure spite cross their countenance
“you think you’re always right” yeah bitch who argues a point under the assumption they’re wrong???
be virtuous in life so that you go to heaven and get to meet god, then you can strangle him for his crimes against mankind
‘hurry up with my damn croissants’ is the hardest line in all hip hop
in saudi arabia they have semen retention police who will stop men at random and massage their prostates in a not gay way so they can measure their motility, and if it’s subpar they’re deemed to not be virtuous and have to go to jail
something very sad about a middle aged man grown too portly for the sports car he always wanted as an athletic young man and now owns, to commute to and from atherton each day, stuffed in like wet ham
when you become president of the united states they take you into a small room in the white house - you can see it on the tour - and they screen an 8mm film - no sound - of the kennedy assassination from another angle, and you learn to fall in line after that
not many people know that because of federal law a murder in an airport has to be prosecuted in front of the icc in the hague
i need a battalion of corpses, a legion of dead men, carrion entrails removed by wolves, devoured soft tissues, they have passed beyond flesh and don’t know fear of hunger
i can guide a missile by satellite, and i can hit a target through a telescope, i can end the planet in a holocaust
whenever i win money from vcs playing poker that’s a victory for class war
wish i had thought of a better username for this platform like maybe @thehandsomepissgod10k
‘extraducial’ depends entirely on whose perspective you adopt with respect to justice - the state’s, the oligarch’s, the priest’s, your parents’, or your own
is it better to be loved or to be feared? neither, it’s best to be powerful
my competitors are motivated by money, prestige, pussy - low, base things i am motivated to make orphans of their children and drink their blood - noble, pure
the idea of 'cryprographically secure messaging' is a psyop by the nsa to convince you it's safe to put your messages on the computer