customer service is cooking my brain

Oh, this is what people are talking about.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 19h ago

Eli Roth confirms that generative AI was used in his new horror film ‘ICE CREAM MAN’. “It was an opportunity where technology and creativity came together to help bring my vision for the film to life.” (Source: www.polygon.com/eli-roth-ice...)

100 members and not a single invite?

Yes What Blinking Man Meme

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Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

Do people not understand that the commisaries on all US military base are subsidized by the government? We already have socialized grocery stores. This isn't a new or scary concept.

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

oh you said “swap pics,” not “swamp pics”

feral streep@feralstreeep.bsky.social · yesterday

oh you said “swap pics,” not “swamp pics”

Time is a funny thing. You follow a social media account because they make fun of out-of-touch muscle gays then you proceed to watch them devolve into blind box labubu madness and condiment PR unboxing.

I'm so tired of 80 year olds making decisions for a future they won't be part of.

CARTOON OF THE DAY (if you know who made this let us know)

Not every man who is a misogynistic bigot is secretly gay or queer. Hope this helps!

Jeans with anatomical pouches is the funniest thing I've seen today.

Cruel Summer - Bananarama

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 3d ago

If someone were creating an 80’s playlist and you could add ONLY ONE SINGULAR song to it, what song would you add? For me, it would be Bette Davis Eyes.

Barbie the Movie 2? What could that possibly be about? Barbie enters perimenopause? Barbie gets her first toxic ex? Studio executives are imbeciles.

Tried to apply for a butt card, but the agent just laughed as I was thrown from the building.

I just watched two adults bond over the fact that they don't hate trans people, but they love Harry Potter so much that it's hard for them to get over it. POOR BABIES!!! It's completely understandable that people in their thirties prioritize their own nostalgia over what's right. Poor things.

Clarence Thomas. If a politician buys him something, he gets sexual.

localswampgay@localswampgay.bsky.social · 4d ago

just saw the words “politically bisexual” on a tinder profile

Left-click Effed Microplastic Queer studies Tighty-whities

Matt Golden 🏳️‍🌈@emgolden.bsky.social · 4d ago

Wordie GERD Letterboxed Gaydar Imposter syndrome

Oh!!!! All of the superhero costumes look exactly the same because one studioe makes them all. I did wonder.

I'm here for a McNaught feature but not the Paradise slander.

Fated Mates@fatedmates.net · last wk.

Judith McNaught’s Perfect is the most 90s thing we’ve ever read, so gird your loins for both the best all-is-lost scene in romance, and also Zach, Julie, prison breaks, illiteracy, the Coors corporation, Romance Cashmere, and so so many references to Kevin Costner.

Practical Magic is one of my favorite movies, and there are so many wonderful moments and things from this movie to latch on to. Midnight margaritas is not one of them, but all the basic social media girlies can't talk about anything else.

There's a cafe in Nashville that sells an Amaretto cheesecake, and it's the best dessert I've ever had. I'm not a food person, but this is delicious.

Name a villain who was actually right. Demona has never been wrong about people.

Demona Gargoyles

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Jamie Kelsey 🏳️‍🌈🔺️@jkelsey6892.bsky.social · 5d ago

Destiny is right. Was right. Will be right.

Someone would have to offer me one first.

jjellybeano@jjellybeano.bsky.social · 5d ago

I'll never turn down a good meat stick.

Fathom Press is reissuing out of print horror novels in mass market form with covers done in old school style, and I wish I was more business minded. I'd love to start something like that for out of print romance novels.

1926 as a hairdresser or a mechanic? Sure.

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d ago

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

People who use "plot" to mean "external conflict" instead of "what happens in the book" raise my blood pressure. The plot of a book is whatever happens in the book. If the only thing that happens is a character states out a window and contemplates life, then that's the plot!

Marie's Sassy Eye Roll (The Aristocats)

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Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

Easy. Do people not rewatch movies that many times regularly? I mean every movie I've watched more than once was released before 2010 with the exception of Nosferatu.

Miss Congeniality: Sandra Bullock's Shocked Reaction

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Jamie Kelsey 🏳️‍🌈🔺️@jkelsey6892.bsky.social · 7d ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif Hard mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

This is bothering me so much. I know this image was used for another book cover, but I can't remember which. Blonde Jon Desalvo doesn't happen often, and sticks out in my mind.

Fated Mates@fatedmates.net · last wk.

A selection of Perfect covers.

My problem is that when people mention how tight they are, I assume they mean cheap.

“Straight acting and masculine” okay well I’m method acting and a nightmare. I'm Marlon Brando.

Mitch@mtnmitchy.bsky.social · last wk.

“Straight acting and masculine” okay well I’m gay acting and a nightmare