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What’s it like inside your head?

Doom Guy and Isabelle: RIP AND TEAR!

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Bound In Bliss@boundinbliss.bsky.social · last wk.

What's it like inside your head?

“Are you cold?” “No, what gave you that impression?” Really though, I feel like the Europeans are gonna mock me for this 🙃

I keep coming back to this place even though they take forever and I’m meant to have a limited amount of time for lunch. But they’re conveniently located so 🤷🏻‍♂️

Homer Demands His Burrito

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Just flopped myself onto my bed for a nap and got horny imagining being tied up and pushed down by someone 😳 👀

youtu.be/zcGdKK_cQbE?... This is so damn good. Also amusing that Touhou, the franchise famous for having a billion characters, has fewer characters than there are Hololive members

Bad Apple!! but it's hololive

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My body is a temple, but the God is Slaanesh 😅

Once the home invaders finished tying me up, I figured they’d ransack the place. Turned out they’d found my toys and had other ideas #bondage #orgasm #gagged #selfbondage (direct uploaded version for anyone not wanting to jump through a hoop to an external site)

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Just saw an advert for an LGBTIQ+ support group company and thought “Huh that’s nice”, then realised it was advertised on the side of a garbage truck. And I mean, it’s still nice that they exist but boy did they scrape the barrel for advertising locations

Out socialising with friends (almost against my will) and all I can think is “hmm I could be tied to a chair right now”

honestly rate yourself looks: 4 creativity: 8 humour: 7 mental health: 1 empathy: 8 patience: 3 social skills: -5 memory: 9

Muffindoll@muffindoll.bsky.social · last mo.

honestly rate yourself looks: 5 creativity: 8 humour: 7 mental health: 4 empathy: 8 patience: 5 social skills: 6 memory: 3

When recent posts by @mistressandpup.bsky.social line up perfectly with a batch of YCH commissions, who am I to turn down the opportunity? 😇 Huge thanks to @pumpkinpinup.bsky.social for the amazing pic and also to Pup for being so cool to allow this pic to happen

Asinine, presumptuous comment on a piece I've submitted to dA? I've finally made it as a writer! I'm tempted to publicly reply with "Ha ha ha fuck you" but I'll do the polite thing and leave him on read 🙄

Uuughh who do I have to annoy around here to get #tiedup and played with? 😤

www.reddit.com/r/news/s/9lG... Holy fucking shit…

From the news community on Reddit: Europe's heatwave linked to 1,300 deaths, WHO says, as Germany hits record 41.7C

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Allegedly a weight training thing for neck strength but let’s be honest, I would totally use it as a #bondage #suspension harness (not the sole point of suspension obviously, what am I insane?)

Am I the only one who has the urge to #gag themselves with their #socks after taking them off? 👀

On the one hand I have no interest whatsoever in pee fetish stuff. On the other, the thought of my legs tied open to the handrails of a handicap friendly toilet while sitting on the toilet itself is extremely hot to me… #bondage

Scrolling my #youtube homepage or w/e it's called and my algo is suggesting #gasmasks to me? Why?? I mean I'm not complaining, but still 👀

Holy fuck, ok so I finally finished writing the first part of a thing that struck a lightning rod months ago... dA link here www.deviantart.com/khardicdrunk... direct GoogleDoc link here for people who cbf signing up for dA docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Most people: Wow, what a fancy shower! Me, forever the #bondage dreamer: Hmm, I could sit someone on that bench, #tie or #cuff their hands up to the bottom of that hand shower rail, get a spreader bar on their ankles and they’ll be nice and open to play with

I hope the people I’m directing this to will see, but I profusely apologise for all the lewd replies to any of your posts these last couple weeks. I’ve been on an overseas holiday in a tour group and for the most part I’ve had a lot of time to be horny and not a lot of chances to uh, relieve it…

What to do while stuck on a tour bus bouncing its way down a valley? Let the #horny #invasive_thoughts win! More down the thread because character limits are a thing

This guided tour holiday I’m on has so far involved 3 airport security checks involving a full #patdown and every one of them so far have had me fighting for my life not to get hard…

Really feeling the urge to be #tied to a chair and #gagged with my socks rn…

Luggage trolley 🙅🏻‍♂️ Mobile #bondage frame 🙋🏻‍♂️

Accidentally put the first page of a #fanfiction project I’m working on through a google search. Surprise positive feedback from the AI has given me an unexpected motivation to actually finish it 😅 (also spoilers but a: it’s something that would be shown in a trailer and b: no one’s gonna see 🙃)

So I’m on an overseas tour guided holiday, and the current hotel stop is at a golf resort. Seeing a cute young lad walk past with a bag of clubs got me wondering if a long driver would work as a #bondage spreader bar for his ankles, and whether I’d be able to secure them tight enough with ropes 🪢 🪢

I know it’s certainly not the intended use, but I couldn’t not imagine this being a #blowjob bench