In an ideal world, Lutnick would be locked in a pillory set up on the Mall for purposes of punishment. Put it where the enslaved were brought to be auctioned off...on the Mall.

🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh@tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 2d ago

Howard Lutnick is on the TV saying that the Canadians are dishonest in how they approached trade negotiations. Dude- YOU’RE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. YOU LIVED NEXT DOOR TO EPSTEIN!

Isaac Hayes had a song out about this: "Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic." The man read the future! This was on his Hot Buttered Soul album. Something that young girls would believe.

STAR@buongeorno.bsky.social · 2d ago

HYPERBOLIC Capri Pants youtu.be/HfE3LUhEjsU @repstansbury.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social @raskin.house.gov @jayapal.house.gov @vanhollen.senate.gov @digby56.bsky.social @robertgarcia.house.gov @olbermann.bsky.social

😂😂😂👌🏻

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d ago

Stormy Daniels will be the guest of honor at Canada's ceremony to rename "Lake Superior" in Donald Trump's honor to "Lake Inferior."

Marine One pilot: He said go ahead. No need for comms equipment. We're going! ATC: Alrighty then, over.

WhiteTigerWarrior@whitetigerwarrior.bsky.social · 2d ago

Karma almost got him youtu.be/AnJYqYQSG1c?...

Yep! When COVID struck, my husband & I took a break and went to Ocean City off-season. When it came time to buy some lunch, we found a place, but while it wasn't strictly Kosher, we said, "close enough" in a damned pandemic.

iphawk@iphawk.bsky.social · 2d ago

Trump is going to have a lot of dudes eating Kosher meat to avoid not dying from food.

Oh, are they on their knees praying for release from his authoritarian madness? Tell it to the banks, and to your bewildered families.

Leopards Ate My Face@leopardfeasts.bsky.social · 2d ago

85% of farmers voted for Trump and immediately started speedrunning the biggest financial crisis for farmers in 40 years 😆 #leopardsatemyface #Politics #News

It should move quickly? Like your bowels?

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 2d ago

Trump announces he will loosen regulations on beef processing amid multiple food-borne illness outbreaks: "I am authorizing legal documents to be drawn in order to allow Farmers and Ranchers to be given the right to PROCESS THEIR OWN FOOD. This should move quickly."

Dear McDonald's: You heard him, right? Then serve up those triple beef whoppers, NOW! And those "America" fries? Dunk 'em in that beef tallow! Hot grease will kill any contaminants!

Politico@politico.com · 2d ago

Trump looks to ease beef processing regulations

It used to be, D.C. MPD would announce street closings and why (parade, 1st Amendment activity, etc.) Then they stopped saying why. Just do it. Now, the FDA, for example, says beware, this [name tainted foods] can kill due to "foreign material." You gotta drill down to find the rice has glass in it!

Glass in yer rice. Ugh.

Tom Hearden@followtheh.bsky.social · 2d ago

it's daily and Biff's big idea this morning is let farmers and ranchers loose to do unsupervised food prep and distribution

Even the Amish be like, "What the barn-raising Rumspringa are you talking about?"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

Trump's announcement today that he's trying to make it so farmers and ranchers can "process their own food" came directly from Glenn Beck during their interview the other day. So America now has a right-wing shock jock making our agricultural policy. Good times!

To my Gen Z& Alpha friends... Yes, there really was a time when we could leave our homes & not be tracked, food was inspected before it killed people, vaccines virtually wiped out horrific diseases, middle class workers could afford homes AND children, and our schools taught arts and science.

Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 2d ago

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Trump “Rancher and farmers have always been a number one priority for me. I am authorizing legal documents to be drawn in order to allow farmers and ranchers the right to process their own food. This should move quickly.” What could possibly go wrong?

Next he'll be telling us to soak it overnight in vinegar, because that'll get rid of the gamey taste. Then a plaintive child's voice from the "emperor's new clothes" corner asks, "But what about the screwworms?"

Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦@marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 2d ago

Trump “Rancher and farmers have always been a number one priority for me. I am authorizing legal documents to be drawn in order to allow farmers and ranchers the right to process their own food. This should move quickly.” What could possibly go wrong?

Let's see. Who benefits from the AG money going back and forth? Cargill? Archer Daniels Midland? Bunge? Louis Dreyfus Co? Yes, google it & find it's the mega corporations in several markets. So it depends on which commodities you're talking about. Small farmers? Nope. Gone to file for bankruptcy! 🤬

Mike Masnick@masnick.com · 2d ago

If he thinks only 4 providers means a "nasty monopoly" I got some other industry consolidations that his own administration has eagerly supported to point to...

Our response to this? You go first! This is possibly the best way for America to go...uh...whole hog...and become vegetarian or vegan! Your kids have measles? Add E. Coli; Clostridium anyone? Or add Salmonella to the mix, then get back to us on that! 🤢🤮

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

Trump's announcement today that he's trying to make it so farmers and ranchers can "process their own food" came directly from Glenn Beck during their interview the other day. So America now has a right-wing shock jock making our agricultural policy. Good times!

I'm sorry, but if Hakeem Jeffries talks about "the extremists," we need to know: WHICH extremists? The Democratic Party activists who are trying to step to a corrupt GOP as they name-call them in desperation, "Democratic Socialists?" Or AIPAC, dumping mo' money your way? New York, get him out! 🤬

Get out your Sharpies, America! Name change by the voters' fiat!

@canada-keith.bsky.social · 3d ago

ThankYou JB for saying what the Majority of Americans are thinking. 👊👊👏👍🇺🇸🇨🇦

I doubt he “knew her a little bit”. She was a kind, thoughtful Southern woman, and IF he did meet her, she wouldn’t insult or demean him. He might have misinterpreted “well, bless your heart”, however.

And even when he's asleep...on the job.

Jolene From Canada 🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦@jo-lene.bsky.social · 3d ago

He’s prove’s himself a fool every single time he opens his mouth.

Dolly wouldn't have wanted flags flown at half-mast. This shows just how little he knew about her. On second thought, he didn't care if it wasn't about him!

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 3d ago

Oh, honey . . . Dolly Parton disliked everything you are. You are a selfish, venal fool who mocks those with misfortunes, lies, and takes food and medicine away from children. She was a generous, incorruptible sage who comforted those with misfortunes, spoke the truth, and gave to children.

They don't read, do they? Just ask Ted Cruz.

tomwellborn3rd@wellborn.net · 3d ago

Oh look, Fuckface reposted a list of his own government's failures. No accountability, no meaningful deficit cut, bills dying in his own Senate, long vacations and no work. His party holds the House, the Senate and the White House. He hit share on it anyway.

You will be awakened by the honking of horns and people running in the streets cheering.

Angele@angeledehart.bsky.social · 3d ago

Wake up every day thinking it will be the last day I wake up thinking that…

THIS 👇 HERE, MAGATS.......

I think it’s only fair if we each get to name our own side of the lake.

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