Treasuring my time out of office not just for the beautiful beach and sunsets, but mostly to clear my head and come back sexier, wittier, hornier, and eager as ever to charm your pants off 🌅

Your email will not find me because the sun is simply too bright and I can’t see it

Does vacation look good on me?

*Talking Heads Voice* And you may ask yourself, “What’s going on with Audrey this August?” Well, I’m going to be away at the beach 8/2-8/9… And then I have my restaurant week special from 8/10-8/16… AND I’m also offering a duo special with @myalunaxo.com from 8/10-9/10! August is almost here 👀💋

Microdosing being a reply guy on here by following a ton of the Dropout cast on Letterboxd at once

What color pedicure should I get for vacation? Thinking white or cat eye blue but open to suggestions…

On vacation tomorrow-8/9 so I highly recommend prebooking for when I’m back 😘 I’m also getting a pedi today for vacation if anyone sexy and generous would like to cover it…

Audrey Borealis NYC 🖤@audreyborealis.bsky.social · last wk.

*Talking Heads Voice* And you may ask yourself, “What’s going on with Audrey this August?” Well, I’m going to be away at the beach 8/2-8/9… And then I have my restaurant week special from 8/10-8/16… AND I’m also offering a duo special with @myalunaxo.com from 8/10-9/10! August is almost here 👀💋

Glowing from my overnight with one of my faves 🥰 From the Lydia Lunch screening and q+a (which Lydia did NOT want to be at 😂), to my second Michelin Star restaurant, to taking my c*ck like a champ afterwards, it was magic ✨ & of course she got us coffee and bagels this morning as all good girls do!

Just told Ricotta I’m leaving in two days for a week and she started purring so that was pretty rude

Glowing from my overnight with one of my faves 🥰 From the Lydia Lunch screening and q+a (which Lydia did NOT want to be at 😂), to my second Michelin Star restaurant, to taking my c*ck like a champ afterwards, it was magic ✨ & of course she got us coffee and bagels this morning as all good girls do!

Who is buying me this and then letting me sexily feed you cherry pie?

Offering a rare duo special with the stunning @myalunaxo.com 💋💋 Whether you want a dirty and depraved kink session, a sweet and vanilla tryst, or a combination of the two, we’re here to make your summer as naughty as possible. 8/10-9/10: 2H 2,200 3H 3,000 4H 3,200 5H 3,400 6H 4,000

Reminder that the amount of times you’ve seen me = the amount of times you can use me as a reference.

*Talking Heads Voice* And you may ask yourself, “What’s going on with Audrey this August?” Well, I’m going to be away at the beach 8/2-8/9… And then I have my restaurant week special from 8/10-8/16… AND I’m also offering a duo special with @myalunaxo.com from 8/10-9/10! August is almost here 👀💋

Offering a rare duo special with the stunning @myalunaxo.com 💋💋 Whether you want a dirty and depraved kink session, a sweet and vanilla tryst, or a combination of the two, we’re here to make your summer as naughty as possible. 8/10-9/10: 2H 2,200 3H 3,000 4H 3,200 5H 3,400 6H 4,000

I’ve been looking forward to this dinner date all month long…from dining at one of my favorite omwkase spots to discussing our favorite Lynch films and comparing tattoos, it was a magical evening 🖤

Obviously you’re only noticing my giant sun hat in this picture and nothing else

Aaaand my books for July are officially full! Catch me after 8/9 and here’s a lil reminder of my Restaurant Week Special from 8/10-8/16: 4H - $2,200 5H - $2,400 6H - $2,800 12H - $3,600 14H - $4,000 Let’s eat out and then you can eat me out 🤭

Wearing a dress that isn’t black today please clap

Restaurant Week Special 8/10-8/16 Take me to one of the following restaurants… Danji Momoya Soho Bar Bianchi The Dutch Tuome Mokyo Pera Soho Cafe Bolud Lure Fishbar Temple Court For these special rates: 4H - $2,200 5H - $2,400 6H - $2,800 12H - $3,600 14H - $4,000 For friends old and new 💋💋

He just goes crazy when I grind on him in my tightest jeans

My last available date for July is tomorrow Friday 7/24 at 7 pm otherwise I will not be available until 8/10! Get those August date requests in asap for a hot summer fling 🔥🔥🔥

Restaurant Week Special 8/10-8/16 Take me to one of the following restaurants… Danji Momoya Soho Bar Bianchi The Dutch Tuome Mokyo Pera Soho Cafe Bolud Lure Fishbar Temple Court For these special rates: 4H - $2,200 5H - $2,400 6H - $2,800 12H - $3,600 14H - $4,000 For friends old and new 💋💋

Part of the set has been covered by a generous sweetheart, who will cover the rest? 👀

Coveting this gorgeous set for a shoot in September if anyone sexy and generous would like to contribute at least half 💋

5 Things That are Worth the $$$ 1. Booking a companion 2. Buying a companion something off of their wishlist 3. Taking a companion to a delicious multi-course meal 4. Tipping a companion 5. Booking a companion and one or more of their hot friends together

Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY@bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 2w ago

5 Things That Are Worth the $$$ 1. Laser hair removal 2. Therapy 3. Ready-made meal subscription 4. Botox 5. Losing your security deposit bc you decorated your house exactly the way you wanted.

Coveting this gorgeous set for a shoot in September if anyone sexy and generous would like to contribute at least half 💋

It was his first time seeing a provider and he brought wine and told me how good I taste…I’d say he did a pretty good job 😘

Was just offered a generous tip to accommodate an outfit request later this week—this is how you do it! 👏👏👏

My last available dates for July are this Thursday and Friday 7/23 & 7/24 at 7 pm so my books are officially open for August! I’ll be away at the beach 8/2-8/9 so get those date requests asap 🌊