Virtual Auggie
@augustusthe4th.bsky.social
I'm a 37 yr old Christian who loves animals and people. The little brown dog is Evie (RIP 2022). Here to talk and make you laugh and feel encouraged. He/him
Hey! Did you get compensated for this reference @catgirlx1893.bsky.social? That's copyright infringement of your brand!
Wednesday! Believe in yourself as much as I do! Love you, and hope you have a great day! (Gif unrelated) @incognitodef.bsky.social @hananomaude.bsky.social @catgirlx1893.bsky.social @carlofrivia.bsky.social @brunofortheps2.bsky.social @saynoto5calp3rs.bsky.social @amnesiatron.bsky.social #Wednesday
Alt: Butta dawg, the dawg with the butta, butta dawg, i put the butta on the dawg, butta dawg, the dawg with the butta, butta dawg, i put the butta on the dawg...
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Me on my way to help you guys. (I'm wearing NERF armor btw)
Knight 'Time Zone' Famicom
Well this sucks, I want to get a new game, but literally can't pull myself to buy anything on Playstation... why nuke your own platform like this, dawg? I mean it feels like I'm just throwing money away, which like... just honestly, what are we doing here? It honestly feels like every company is
Don't make Herr's yours, make Herr's mine! Gimme those chips!
Chips Salt
Alt: Chips Salt
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Tuesday everyone! We're doing it! Love ya and hope you have an excellent day! (Gif unrelated) @incognitodef.bsky.social @catgirlx1893.bsky.social @hananomaude.bsky.social @amnesiatron.bsky.social @brunofortheps2.bsky.social @carlofrivia.bsky.social
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And you know this guy worked in a factory that made like tires, worked 18 hrs a day, could deadlift 150 no struggle, smoked the hardest tobacco and that cat's name is like Daisy or something. And you better believe he would say: "Pssp pssp pssp" and scratch that kitty's chin. MANLY MEN! 💪
We need to return to traditional masculinity, to the time when real men took their kitties for walkies so they could smell smells.
Fun fact: "Can't Stop The Nuts" is my subtitle to the Discord group with me, @catgirlx1893.bsky.social and @incognitodef.bsky.social in it
Baskin-Robbins Can’t Stop The Nuts (1980-1980): Coconut-almond ice cream, loaded with chocolate-covered almonds and candy-coated almonds, along with a milk chocolate ripple. Released to promote the Village People/Steve Guttenberg film, "Can't Stop the Music"
*record scratch* "Hey it's me, Stan. I bet you're wondering how I got here..."
Hey
Not me singing "If this is it" by Huey Lewis and the News while I thought i was on hold only for the lady to tell me she's back and I have a good singing voice. 😳
Huey Lewis And The News If This Is It
ALT: Huey Lewis And The News If This Is It
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Monday! We're getting it done because we're strong! Love you and hope you have an excellent day! (Gif unrelated) @incognitodef.bsky.social @hananomaude.bsky.social @catgirlx1893.bsky.social @carlofrivia.bsky.social @brunofortheps2.bsky.social @saynoto5calp3rs.bsky.social #encouragement #monday
Meme Skeleton Flying Around Room
Alt: Meme Skeleton Flying Around Room
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This is why the tag on all viscachas says "air dry only"
Hey It #promosky, I'm Auggie (but virtual) I'm encouraging and crazy Come along for the ride
Oh gee, my first date, I'm so nervous, I hope I don't say anything weird:
I would want to be covered in butter.
It's the best day of the week! You did it, because you're incredible! Love you, and I hope you have an excellent day! @incognitodef.bsky.social @hananomaude.bsky.social @catgirlx1893.bsky.social @carlofrivia.bsky.social @brunofortheps2.bsky.social #bunny #rabbit #friday #encouragement
Thursday? I sleep. Day before Friday? REAL STUFF. (love you, hope you have an excellent day) @incognitodef.bsky.social @hananomaude.bsky.social @catgirlx1893.bsky.social @carlofrivia.bsky.social @brunofortheps2.bsky.social #bunnies #thursday #encouragement
*notices small slice in phone screen* *dies*
Sickgang Abstract Dissolving Figure
ALT: Sickgang Abstract Dissolving Figure
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Wednesday, we're trucking on! Stay strong, you're a fighter! Love you, and I hope you have an excellent day! @incognitodef.bsky.social @hananomaude.bsky.social @catgirlx1893.bsky.social @carlofrivia.bsky.social @brunofortheps2.bsky.social #dogs #dogsofbluesky #Wednesday #encouragement
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Tuesday, 😤 breathe, we're doing it! Love you and hope you have an excellent day! @incognitodef.bsky.social @hananomaude.bsky.social @catgirlx1893.bsky.social @carlofrivia.bsky.social @brunofortheps2.bsky.social @btady138.bsky.social #dogs #encouragement
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"I know bud, you'll save the world. But it's bedtime now, and you need to put the sword down. We'll save the world tomorrow, okay? I promise."
Schezo 'Super Puyo Puyo' Super Famicom
I had no idea they based a card off me. Should I sue?
43 - Super Ugly Man 'OddBodz' Australian Glo Series Cards
If I tag @incognitodef.bsky.social now they'll have to try and find this card. Because of the bnuuy, it calls them.
44 - Bionic Bunny 'OddBodz' Australian Glo Series Cards
How are people still find this post (let's see...) 6 MONTHS LATER? Uh oh.