awake and going down a rabbit hole… y’all they’re trying to make humans live up to a 1,000 years old
my very excellent mother just served us nachos (re: finally listened to madonna’s album)
vanessa hudgens unfollowed me on IG and now is doing meet and greets at Sprouts… no weapon formed against me shall prosper
somehow the wires uncrossed, the tables were turned, never knew i had such a lesson to learn
before you get loud and opinionated, ask yourself is the laundry folded? when was the last time you washed your pillowcases? exactly
Abhi received a special recognition from the Mayor and Alderwoman Manaa-Hoppenworth for Pride Month for her work of bringing more Queer culture to Uptown. Everyone say congrats Abhi!!!
im lowkey the mayor of argyle street
i get nervous when i enjoy a new restaurant bc what if someone starts a drag brunch show here
memorial day and IML weekend okay so sniffies would like to use your location
waiting for Aunty Chan to pop out from around the corner any minute now
no shade if the bottom of your feet are dirty, you need to spend more time mopping and less time having a ki
ns let’s stop throwing around autism if it’s undiagnosed bc it easily becomes an excuse for bad emotional regulation and behavior patternss good morning ☀️
MALL DRAG: CHICAGO MAY 29TH @ Cole’s Bar Cohosted by @neutralgena.bsky.social Starring: TIKI VONTE AUNTY CHAN ARI GATO ALEXANDREA DIAMOND (Miss Continental Plus 2026) Beats by MISS TOTO PRESALE $20 DOOR $30 FLYER: Qhrist Almighty
The Cook County Coochie Bandits were last seen with the Lakeview Lesbian Titty Tasters. Be aware of your surroundings.