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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · last yr.

i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it

Deaf Crocodile @deafcrocodile.bsky.social · last yr.

Subscribers of our newsletter got word this morning and now we are delighted to share with all of you... (btw: The sample frames attached are not representative of the final restoration.) Coming this December from #DeafCrocodile: Before Sonic There Was Another Famous Hedgehog…

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · last yr.

just found the most insane website. if you click the big red text it takes you to an amazon search for "milk"

Screenshot of a blue website with a photo of a cow. A header reads: "Find a Milkman Near You!" and subheading reads "Want the Best Milkman Near You Then Simplify Pop Your Needs in Below and We will have up to 3 local milkmen contact you today!" Another section in large red text: "FIRST TRY CLICKING HERE TO SEE IF YOU QUALIFY FOR 2 HOUR FREE DELIVERY"

A screenshot of a body of text from this website. Transcript:

Got Questions About London Milkmen?

Why is a milkman called milkman?

Born into a sheltered, privileged life, Milkman grows up to be an egotistical young man. He lacks compassion, wallows in self-pity, and alienates himself from the African-American community. As his nickname suggests, Milkman literally feeds off of what others produce.

Search for: Why is a milkman called milkman?

Where is the milkman set?
Where is the milkman set?

Milkman, set in an unnamed city in Northern Ireland during the Troubles, is a coming-of-age story about a young girl’s affair with a married man.Oct 17, 2018

Jethro-Catmudd @jethrothealright.bsky.social · last yr.

Aura Leg Aura: @aura.items.garden

Aura Leg, Aura LEG. Leg, Aura. Leg leg, Aura leg, leg aura Leg "Leg" (Leg). Aura* leg = Aura(leg, aura);

CERiNG @cering.dev · last yr.

🎶 You gotta put your phone away...while you're dancing... 🎶 You may recognize this from ITL 2024, but I wrote charts to @cpsc.gov's "Phone Away" for this pack! I guess I was too busy practicing good consumer safety to mention it until now www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_2R...

[CERiSTREAMS] Phone Away

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CERiNG@cering.dev · last yr.

I'm excited to announce the release of my first stamina pack, CERiSTREAMS! ▸ 25 songs (full difficulties!) ▸ 3 marathon-length mixes ▸ 40 artists ▸ Over 4500 measures of streams ▸ Extensively featured in SRPG + ITL Info / download: cering.dev/ceristreams Songwheel: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhLX...

Aura Irving @aura.items.garden · 2y ago

had a dream i was browsing bsky and saw this exact image and woke myself up laughing

fanart of minions from "despicable me". a yellow silhouette chalk-drawing rendering of three happy minions stands to the left. a yellow silhouette chalk-drawing rendering of one sad minion crying stands to the right. all four are juxtaposed against the dark silhouettes of their neighborhood's houses in the background, while the moon, rendered in a distorted pseudo-oil-pastel illustration style, looms massive in the sky. an exaggerated, off-model side view of gru's face, painted in an inscrutable, mouthless expression, is superimposed above the moon. hand-chalked text at the top of the image reads "WILL YOU EVER LOOK AT ME THE WAY YOU LOOK AT THEM?". the artistic intent is presumably ironic, but the effort involved is sincere

bafael @bafael.bsky.social · 2y ago

Building a deck themed around getting wigglytuff onto the field as fast as possible, then every healing card I can use to give it maximum survivability, then timer stalling every turn, all to make my opponent look at it for as long as possible

plight @plightshift.bsky.social · 2y ago

me cramming the night before the who's that guy with all the minions exam

maat @maatdraws.bsky.social · 2y ago

🍍🐐 Pineapple are in my head Got nobody'cause I'm brain-dead #severance

Aura Irving @aura.items.garden · 2y ago

i know nothing about basketball, but i followed @benstiller.redhour.com for severance content a while back, and now i've found myself caring about whether or not the knicks win

Aura Irving @aura.items.garden · 2y ago

please read this thread it just keeps going

Jeff VanderMeer@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 2y ago

Writing-wise, most ridiculous moment of decade was as writer-guest for a workshop held at someone's house. During the workshop, I got a massive headache & asked for aspirin. Someone gave me aspirin after which I began to itch. "Sorry--gave u my anti-itching pills by mistake." 1/?

Aura Irving @aura.items.garden · 2y ago

Just got my copy of Felidae (1994) from @deafcrocodile.bsky.social - WOW!! Feels absolutely unreal to see this movie in this quality. Phenomenal restoration work

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2y ago

A little obsessed with this behind-the-scenes clip of Adam Scott’s “Severance” hallway run. (via Distressed Film) @benstiller.redhour.com @severedup.bsky.social @lumoncollector.bsky.social

Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 2y ago

i do think invertebrates can teach us a lot. for example, when threatened, i expel all my internal organs as a distraction tactic, like a sea cucumber.

Libby Weber@libbyweber.bsky.social · 2y ago

It's like watching myself as my coffee wears off. Like the anenome, I will be reduced to a squishy little donut once my caffeine tide recedes, and I might just squirt water at anyone who pokes me today, too.

Hanna @hannageorgeart.bsky.social · 2y ago

WIP of the sculpt I plan to 3D print as my cast gift for everyone at the end of Harvey

A digitally sculpted bust of a rabbit in a suit and tie

Tetaes | Tac @tetaes.tacs.cafe · 2y ago

just finished disco elysium ✨

Hyvedra @hyvedra.bsky.social · 2y ago

Sold Your Organs for a Used Minivan, the mass attack animation I made for Art Fight 2024, Bluesky upload version!