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goober purple/orange Lucario who's a bit *too* obsessed with Mewtwo Commissions art, writes, makes music 🔞 - no minors, very nsfw!

It's been on my mind that since Blaze is a Zoroark and Talon is a Blaziken, their levels must already be at *least* 30 and 36 when they meet Kind of high for the *start* of their story, but I think it makes sense. Blaze had a rough life, and Talon trained to be a Guild team leader. Just... Unusual

I need a word to describe the way Two's, like, unable to process and manage difficult emotions. If he didn't have Ri to help him navigate them he'd be an aloof, bitter, emotionally numb Mewtwo I've been researching and what the research seems to be telling me is there *is* no word for it.

the weirdest habits creep in when you're writing out of nowhere. I suddenly grew obsessed with the word 'hardly' in this story I'm writing. Just caught myself using it three times in a row in a paragraph

I wish I could have art of the moment Talon presents Blaze to my Chesnaught character Agmundr for the first time. The look on his face must be precious when Talon brings this angry, difficult Zoroark into his guild.

*thinks he's doing something neat and interesting by pairing the myth behind Zeraora's birth with PMD Player Character vibes* *Is Volt the player character of Blaze's fucked up PMD game?* *the world will never know* ... PMD2 literally *starts* with a huge thunderstorm. I'm doing nothing special.

Hope this ad helps me get to sell more of these >:3 (Took me more than I would like to but I still like it a lot!) (also this continue in the comments)

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Some more of my two new dudes! Ben's just grouchy cause they just showered. Give the big guy some slack! Breakfast is still getting used to his big new dragon dick, and it's easy to get carried away. The fact it helps procrastinate from training is just a happy accident. Back to the showers~

A series about two gay guys. One of them's a big macho guy and the other's a femboy twink. Their tastes in men are completely incompatible so they're just *very* good friends.

The more I think about it Blaze is basically just a reincarnation of Grovyle the Thief but, like, extra digging into the "can we actually trust this guy?" part. You *can,* but he acts like you *shouldn't* What a goober haha

Friendship is this complex, dense web of appearances, presumptions, context, assumptions, missteps, apologies, concessions, vulnerability, and reconciliations that weave together into this net of Understanding which makes for the closest of friends. Pretty much summarizing Blaze up in a sentence

Blaze's Guild is the old Expedition Society. The big Chesnaught took it over and turned it into a very inward, defensive thing. But when the city falls it becomes pretty clear Agmundr's Guild failed. Now it's Talon's turn to take inspiration from the Society and build a new Guild!

Of course when Blaze goes on an official Expedition with his team he wears his emblazoned Guild armband. When he's on "un"official business he takes it off. But, really, he's always wearing it, he's using Illusion to hide it. He'll never admit it but he's attached to the thing