Dey

@auralfixation.bsky.social

Feminist, history lover (esp. medieval), Womens’ sports, hockey, gamer (Assassin's Creed, ACNH), Cheez-It & ChocoTaco (RIP) enthusiast, mom. Patron saint of switchblade fights.

Going back to my HS as a parent, pretending that I’ve somehow “grown up” makes me laugh. Still listen to same music, all the same clothes are back in style, same best friend. I just finally don’t care what people say and now I have grown up money.

People don’t understand why it thinks the algorithm is spying on it and also can’t figure out why Siri or Gemini or Alexa randomly pop on sometimes. The concept of an open hot mic is lost on folks for minimal utility.

Why is the concept that traveling on a sidewalk should be like traveling on a road where one side walks one direction one side walks the other matching the flow of traffic?

Holy crap. I caught whatever bullshit my kid and husband had last week and want to DIE. I cannot breathe, I am nauseous, body aches, sore throat, sinus pressure, I can’t even sit upright. We tested kid and it was negative for Covid and flu. But FUCK ME this sucks. Also, I’m a dramatic boob.

Screen shots from a text thread. 1) Leslie Knope saying, “Everything Hurts and I’m dying.” 2) Cameron Frye in bed saying “I’m dying” 3) lilo from the animated movie lying on the floor saying “leave me alone to die” and lastly Mercutio from R+J screaming “a plague on both your houses.”