"Where's the prisoner?" "In the privy." "What again?" "Yeah. They said to put him back in there didn't they?" "They Said he got a #reprieve." "Yeah. So we reprivied him." "... Fish him up will ya?" "Don't you think he's smelly enough as it is?" "Get Him Out of There!!" "Ok no need to shout." #vss365

"What do we do with heads of state who are so evil, not even the oceans will purify them?" we ask. "Stop voting for them," the sage replies. #vss365 #vss #purify

"You going to #purify that water before you drink it?" "Nah. I feel like living dangerously." "That's not living dangerously. That's being self removatory." "So what if I am? You seriously expect me to keep being here?" "Yes. I seriously do. Do Not Drink That Water." "Too late. Already did." #vss365

"Will World Renowned Ventriloquist #Renounce This New Way of Pronouncing Nouns that's Grown So Very Popular Among Our Young Populace? Tune In Tomorrow To Find Out!" "Cut! That Was Okay, I Guess, But Do You Think Maybe You Could Do It Again With A Bit More Enunciation?" "f ck no." #vss365

"I #nurture a hope in my heart that someday all of us will be equal." "Yeah you can crush that hope right now. Ain't ever gonna happen." "You never know." #vss365

"Welp, my bed beckons." "I #reckon it's about time for us to be headin home then." "Unless you'd rather to join me in my bed. It's a lil bit narrow, but if we squeeze real tight, I'm sure all 4 of you will fit just fine." "Yep. Time for us to go." #vss365

"Hey have you seen my jacket?" "It's on a #hunger in the hunger." "Sorry it's what where?" "In The Hunger On a Hunger." "... Are you hungry?" "Yes!" "We'll go to the restaurant just as soon as I find my jacket." "ON! A! HUNGER! IN! THE! HUNGER!!" #vss365

"What are you eating?" "... #passion fruit." "Dammit. Why?! You know I don't have time today to deal with what it does to you!" "I just... had a craving. ...Sorry." "Take yourself to the ER. We are done." #vss365

"If you wanna come along you need to #embark within the hour." "You seriously think you'll be able to sail past the embargo?" "You better believe I will. I've paid a Ferengi half a fortune for a fully functioning Klingon cloaking device." "What's a Ferengi?" "A troll I met in the woods." #vss365

"Was quite #stormy last night. You & hubby have a disagreement?" "He's an ass." "I'll take that as a yes. What's the conflict about this time?" "Can you believe it?! He had the nerve, the NERVE, I tell you, to say at my age I should wear something less revealing!" "Oh. He really is an ass." #vss365

"What'cha reading?" " #Marvel." "Isn't that a movie? Did they make a book from it too?" "... You're joking, right?" "Oh, absolutely. Haha." "Hilarous." "... Seriously, though... Did they make the book from the movie, or the movie from the book?" "You Have Got to Be Kidding." "Which is it??" #vss365

"What say you we take the old camper & go #explore the continent?" "I say buy a new one & I'll consider it." "A new one? When this is still good to go?" "You said that in the 1970s. I didn't like it then. I do not like it now." "Your loss. See you when I get back." "Not if I see you first." #vss365

"The seers agree if we attack the enemy will #sustain damage from which they cannot recover. That's the good news." "And the bad news?" "We will also never recover." "I see...Mutual destruction?" "Yes, sir." "Well...That's it then. Was nice knowing you all." "WHY are we still doing this???" #vss365

"I #float in the madness #within." "What do you do for a living?" #2WordPrompt

" #Commence countdown!" "Meh." "What do you mean meh?? Start counting! We need to get this shuttle into space!" "Nah. Can't be bothered." "The hell..? Somebody replace him!" "Not gonna. We're all done trying to get rich people off this planet." "Let them perish with the rest of us." #vss365

"What shall we eat during #autumnal equinox this year?" "I'm thinking leaves." "Like... salad?" "No. Like the colorful leaves that fall from trees." "Hah. Good one." "I'm 100% serious." "Oh...Umm...What wine pairs well with tree leaves?" "Whisky." #vss365

"He's remarkably #sanguine." "I believe most bodies have more blood than bile." "What's that to do with..? Oh. Right. I wasn't talking about amount of blood vs other fluids." "But I was. It was weird finding his wife has more bile than blood." "Yes... He is unnaturally calm about it." #vss365

"This is because" "Shut up." "Excuse me?" "Not excused. Shut up already. Just because you're a member of some #esoteric society does not make you an expert on every subject & I really need you to stop pretending you are." "I wrote a thesis on this!" "Yeah well I lived it, & you are wrong." #vss365

"How goes the courtship?" "Fine." "I can see how your #eloquence cannot help but charm the ladies." "Huh??" "You compete with the morning birds in singing her praise every day." "What's that?? Who else is trying to get her?!" "Me, dear boy. I am. Your days with her are numbered." #vss365

was it vice? or plain naivete? that I went searching everywhere for awakening while the sparrow in my garden day after day simply sang its heart out #VssDaily #Vice #Vss365 #Naivete #PoetrySky #Photography #Natue #Poetry #EastCoastKin 📷 mine: Sala Thai, Belém, Lisbon, Portugal

"What's the perfume you're wearing today?" " #Naivite." "...Interesting choice for today's meeting." "It works in my favor when the competition imagines I am easily fooled." #vss365

"Dafuq is that??" "A #melange of delicious bodyparts." "I understand the b oo Bs, the thighs & the b uMs. But why do you have liver in the picture??" "Liver is delicious." "It is not." #vss365

Buy a Priest a Beer Day 9.9.

"How do you choose who to invest in?" " #Intuition." "You just... instinctively know who will make money for you? Like some kind of... sixth sense?" "I can intuit who, where & when can be influenced with which bribes & what threats. I make full use of this ability to excellent effect." #vss365

"Who are you wearing to the gala?" " #Moonglade." "Huh? I haven't heard of them." "A brilliant new designer. They'll have a midnight fashion show on the river next month, but I'll have worn them first." "Sounds risky." "You haven't seen their designs. Trust me. I will shine bright." #vss365

"You ever find our what was originally written in that #palimpsest of yours?" "Unfortunately yes." "How do you mean?" "It was a contract of marriage." "But isn't that fascinating?" "Not so much fascinating as binding. I am now wed to the spirit of the girl whose father wrote the contract." #vss365

"You're #adroit." "No I'm not a droid. What makes you think I'm a droid? I'm human. I've always been human! Ever since I was built. I'm human! I am not a droid! I'm not a droid I'm not a droid I'm not a droid..!" "Dammit. Why'd you have to do that to him? This takes forever to fix." #vss365

"Where you going?" "Thought I'd do some recon." "Why would you want to #reconnoiter your own home turf both populated with & guarded entirely by your own people?" "... Oops." "You're not you, are you?" "Busted. I'm actually hungry." #vss365

"The #silhouette of the city against a sunset looks pretty impressive, I think." "Yeah...You're right...It almost looks like the buildings are still standing." "Imagine what it would've been like to live there back in the day." "No thanks. I'm no city dweller, that's for sure." #vss365

"Did you take the #elixir I gave you?" "Snakeoil." "I take it you didn't take it." "You really should stop paying those charlatans all your hard earned money." "First of all, money comes to me easy. There's plenty more where it came from. And second: this one is real. It cures everything." #vss365