Austin Creed
@austincreedwins.bsky.social
Procrastination is the arrogance that you are owed tomorrow
A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: To. B: To Who? A: To whom.
The other day the doctor told me I was going deaf. It was really hard to hear.
A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Cargo B: Cargo who? A: Nah, owl go who. Car go vroom
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
