Christine Witcher | Author
@authorcwitcher.bsky.social
☽𖤐☾ Author of witchy fantasy 🔬STEM teacher 📚 Rep: Brent Taylor at Triada US linktr.ee/authorcwitcher
I’M AN AGENTED AUTHOR!!! I'm so excited to share that I’m now represented by Brent Taylor at @triadaus.bsky.social If you love: ✨ Found family ✨ Witchy romcoms ✨ Enchanted houses CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL is one step closer to being in your hands!
FIRE SAFE & BRIMSTONE SOUND At a magic seminary in the sky, a troubled student joins forces with a repentant demon to face his religious trauma and stop the dark version of himself determined to drag him into hell. On sub soon! #QuestPit #AG #A #DF #ownvoices
BABEL × BLOOD OVER BRIGHT HAVEN A mixed-blood scholar. An academy built on a lie. One thesis that could save her people—if the truth doesn’t bury her first. #PosterPit #A #F #W
When a brutal breakup and a grief- and margarita-fueled spell leave Mac living with a magical boyfriend she built from scratch, she must unravel the enchantment before it destroys her newfound home—and any chance at real love. CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL #PosterPit #Q #A #PN #R
Foul of mouth, slippery of tongue. Rosamund Martin knows the opinion of the clergy. To protect her family, Rosa must transform her network of whispers into a weapon of resistance, before the flames may reach her doorstep next. THE GOSSIPS #PosterPit #WIP #A #SPF #F
EX HEX x MAGICAL INNKEEPING x Charmed. ✨ Found family ✨ Witchy romcom ✨ Enchanted house ✨ Diverse cast CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL #PosterPit #Q #A #PN #R
Keep your em-dashes and colons. Drop your “not ___, but ___”, your clichés, your paragraph conclusion sentence, and unearned metaphors.
One year ago I started writing a romantasy on my phone while holding a sleeping baby. Now I'm 2.5 books in, and I can confidently say it's not just a phase. 😆
CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL got six requests in the first week of querying, including interest from a big 5 publisher. So, I guess you could say I’m a big deal. Wanna sit at my table? #UnhingedPit #Q #A #PN #F #R
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FABLEHAVEN x SPIDERWICK Zion hides more than beautiful trails and cliffs—it's a haven for Unseen, hidden magical creatures. When the Veil separating our worlds unravels 18yo Ranger Samantha and 13yo Jr Ranger Terrance must stop Zion from forgetting itself or become lost forever. #WSpit #Q #YA #F #ND
“Rosa’s neck prickled, right at the base of her skull, like a stiff breeze on sweaty skin. And the whisper came. Nothing so evil as magic. Just a cunning. A trivial gift. And it told her the words to say to loosen any tongue that already sat poised to spill a story. THE GOSSIPS #WSPit #WIP #A #WF #F