Had a nice home spa day. Trimmed the beard, ear and nose hairs. Soaked in a hot bath reading a good book, washed and conditioned the beard, oiled it. A firming clay mask and avocado moisturizer. Don't do this often, but nice to just relax.
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Great... now i am going to have to try and perfect chicken and waffle nacho's... where the "chips" and crispy waffle pieces...
I ran my ass off the last 2 days... house is spotless, new home for Felix built and decorated. All running around done. And I even got my laundry done, including the bedding. Speaking of which... what are you doing reading this? You have laundry to do.
Got to clean up the house, do a little running around, and hopefully get that all done by noon, than going to do some hot guy shit like relax and read a book in a bath with some epson salts.
I know you wanna die together I know you want this forever I know you want hand-holding in the park Rough fucking in the dark Pedal to the metal of your heart Careful what you wish for... I'm the kind of guy you'd kill for...
As hopeful as i am to get to relax a bit this 3 day weekend, I also have a lot of stuff that needs to get done and another pile that should get done... and even a third pile that i would like to have done.
The fact that streaming services now have commercials kind of beat their whole thing of being able to watch whatever you want without commercials.
What a day. Kiddo got his first paycheck from working at the cemetery with me. Proud pappa moment.
Do you know what kind of Doctor Dr. Pepper is? A fizz-ician
Watching Master's of the Universe, gotta say so far it is pretty good.
I just need ya'll to remember one thing. It's Sunday, do your laundry you smell cunts.
People always tell me "I wish I was as strong as you." No, you really don't. You don't want to know the pain i had to survive to become this way.
I dont care if i am still sick, i am drinking tonight. Maybe 3 bottles of wine and some pineapple moonshine will cure me.
One day i will own a real kitchen aid mixer with many many attachments.
Still feel like death... ugh, what a miserable last few days... but it is kiddo's first day of work tomorrow with me at the cemetery, so hopefully by tomorrow i feel a little less like i belong in the ground and more like i should be above.
It is that time again...Sunday... laundry day. Don't let me down.
Ugh, up early to go back to work after having 9 days off... Coffee don't fail me now !
Finally home and sitting down... more happy to be home than i was to leave.
Getting the last minute things packed, than off to the airport to fly to Van to jump on a big boat and sail to Alaska for a week.
WHOOT! I am officially on holidays! Tomorrow morning Alaska here we come!
I honestly kind wanna just fake my own death and disappear... anyone else feeling this?
I am trying to build the type of life i dont need a vacation from... it's currently not working.
Think I am going to go pick some fresh cherries today before doing a bunch of running around to get the last stuff ready for the cruise.
Which version of me did you create?... ...the one I love... or ...the one I hate...
Got kiddo a summer part time job working with me at the cemetery next month. Should be fun times for his first job.
Slept goofy and now my lower back feels like someone hit it with a shovel... oochy. But no rest for the wicked. Gonna bake 2 loaves banana bread, some banana coconut cupcakes, and maybe some cookies. Also gonna run and pick up luggage tags for the cruise next week.
Up early, gonna drink some coffee, do some running around, and make a whole turkey dinner... just because i have a turkey.