I forgot about Bluesky. I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.

I JUST FINISHED THE FIRST DRAFT OF MY BOOK!!!!! Rejoice with me, #booksky (Ignore the smudges on my computer screen. I’m a dirty bitch who forgets to clean her electronics, okay?)

You know, I’ve been sober for (mostly) 3 years, but the way shit is going, I’m gonna say fuck it.

Yeah so, if you’re wondering what happens during end stage capitalism, this is it. We’re fucked. And not in the good way.

#Booksky I. Am. OBSESSED. I’m not usually a dark romance girly, but Josh can get. It. He’s hilarious, secretly a teddy bear, and a little scary. The duet narration was perfection. Jacob Morgan could read me the damn phone book any day and I’d be putty in his arms. Go read #LightsOut. Now.

Ugh. I’m back on #TikTok because what do you MEAN I have to market my book before it’s even published? Anyway, follow me for mid content about a book that is hopefully a little better. #booksky #authorsky #writingcommunity www.tiktok.com/@authorsvlyn...

It’s pretty depressing when you’re blocked trying to write THE CUTEST DATE SCENE EVER because you realize you’ve never once been on a good date. #booksky #writersblock #wip #authorsky #shitposting #writingcommunity #writersky

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Me, self-editing my book today: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE CHUCKLING?! My god, someone get me a fucking thesaurus. Anyway, what are some of your most overused phrases in your book? #booksky #authorsky #wip #debutnovel #writingcommunity #writersky

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I probably won’t finish another book today, so this is my #MarchReadingWrapUp! I rate on vibes only, so don’t @ me. #OnyxStorm is my favorite read of the month bc of the absolute fucking chokehold it’s had on me since I finished it. What was your fav read of March? #booksky

Digital media costing more than its physical counterpart will never not scream, “Scam!” to me, (audiobooks being the exception) considering you’ll never actually own the digital copy. If I ever publish, I’ll give y’all that PDF for $5 on cash app. #booksky

If there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s that I’m never skipping a Jane Austen retelling. #booksky #bookrecommendations #prideandprejudice #janeausten #classics

Dear #booksky friends, I need you. I’m looking for a book series that will utterly damage my soul like Throne of Glass and The Emperyan series. Like, I want to be writhing on the floor violently sobbing. So…um…yeah. Help?

My favorite thing to do when I need a laugh is look at my notes app & read through all the book ideas I thought were revelatory between the hours of 2 & 4am. Let’s just say I wrote a terrible sci-fi pitch where Adam Brody was my love interest. #booksky #authorsky #writingcommunity

The fact that we have the good guy, WALZ who is popular in politics and the bad guy WALTZ, also in politics is a mindfuck I haven’t seen the likes of since Jennifer Armentrout named two characters Malek and Malik in the From Blood and Ash series. IYKYK. #booksky

BlueSky’s character count won’t allow me to do justice to this gorgeous #FairyLoot exclusive edition of #TheHoneyWitch by Sydney J. Shields. Instead, I’ll leave you with these mediocre iPhone photos. #booksky

I would say Guitar Hero had legitimate musical value just based on how many songs I instantly associate with playing on Guitar Hero. There’s some songs you have an entire relationship with like yeah I know how to play that on a plastic guitar

The “touch her and die trope,” but for modern day romance set in a world where you can’t actually murder people. 🤣 #booksky #bookquote #writingcommunity #writersky #authorsky #wip

Is it just me, or are you unable to read a book if the love interest has the same name as your toxic ex? Ugh. I was really looking forward to this one! #booksky

Ready to snuggle in for the laziest of lazy Sundays with my book. I’m not leaving bed today and no one can make me! 📖: The Book of Azrael by Amber V. Nicole #booksky, what are you reading today?

I finished the CUTEST little romcom last night, Accidentally Amy by Lynn Painter. The only downside is if I thought my expectations for men were high before, they are absolutely unattainable now. 🤣🤣🤣 #booksky #spicybooks #bookrecommendations #romancebooks

I’m too scared to tell the real people in my life I’m writing a novel, so please rejoice in the accomplishment of writing 18 chapters, 233 pages, 60k words. I never imagined I’d get this far, but I’m emotional as fuck about it…clap for me? #booksky #writers #authorsky #debutnovel #romanceauthor

I am literally in love with Roy Kent. The only problem is, he is a fictional character. Lol #tedlasso #fictionalboyfriend

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The only thing I miss about deleting #Meta apps and #TikTok is all the #TaylorSwift content. Like, what’s she been up to? How’s she doing? What are the latest clown worthy theories? Bluesky is just so young and I haven’t found many crazy #Swifties over here. 😭😭😭

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I started a free trial to audible to listen to one exclusive title, but also to be able to cancel and put “Jeff Bezos is a tool” in my reason for canceling box. I’m that level of petty.

Sometimes I sit back and think about how fortunate I am to not have ended up a dateline story with the way I lied about my age and gave way personal info to literal strangers on the internet for my entire adolescence. Early 2000s internet was fucking lawless.

Let me get this straight. They want to take science away from us when get gems like this?! Absolutely the fuck not. #science apple.news/A4hfBM9ghQrC...

Human Consciousness Arose From a Bunch of Apes Getting Stoned, Controversial Theory Suggests — Popular Mechanics

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That awkward moment when you let it slip at work that you’re a #bookworm and then clam up when you realize your most read genre is filthy romance books. 😇😇😇 #booksky

I have officially entered Act Three of my WIP. I might get this thing ready for edits by summer! 😱 Now I just need to stay focused and not get distracted by the million other ideas swimming in my head… #booksky #authorsky

Does every author get the toxic urge to abandon their WIP to work on an idea they just had at 2am the previous night? I’ve been listening to way too much #SleepToken & now I have a fully imagined MMC, inspired by Vessel, & a hazy idea of a plot. I really need to finish my WIP… #authorsky #booksky

Sleep Token reclassing from cleric into Paladin with this new song and look xD #sleeptoken #vessel #fanart #emergence #worship