Apart from the fact that I haven't seen a source of food, who wouldn't want to be stuck on that island with Bog boy? #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Wait, I thought they were gonna blow up the croc, not the Authentic Ancient Ruins. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Good thing her wide, childbearing hips kept her from falling completely down that hole. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

You have to cross that bridge if you want to participate in Kali Ma. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

So, Chekov's Booby Trap then. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Ah, almost forgot about the homunculus pirate. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Heading for the reef?! That's reefer madness! #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Next time you see it the croc is gonna be sporting a head full of bleached hair. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Looks like Puck is outta luck. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Mommy, why did that man do a backflip closer to the crocodile? Why, Mommy? Why? #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Did her brain just shrink down to the brain stem or something? Oh, Camera Girl, the Australian Saltwater Croc isn't going to spare you out of just nationalism. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Big Mick? Oy vey. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

So the doofus producer got to use the "belly of the beast" line, which means the Captain With a Past History With the Beast won't get a chance to use it. Tch. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Finally, a toast to Melba. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Bog sounds just like Shaggy when he gets scared. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Do crocs also do gator rolls? Because I'd really like to see that. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Grubby hands? GRUBBY? They're native, au naturel. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Godzilla makes monkey-boy noises? What dub is that? #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Hauling ass on water and on land. Aquaman's talents know no bounds. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Maybe they should've had the First Little Pig build that dock out of straw...would've been stronger. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

C'mon bro, materialize. What, he's Doug Henning all of a sudden? #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Ew, Puck's playful voice is giving me the icks. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

For being an island girl he has more of a tan than she does. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

I'm 19 and a great disappointment to my dad. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Melba is toast! #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Oh no, don't kiss him. His tongue could be bleached as well. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Maybe Bog-boy wants to a'splode like a shark too. That would be totally tripendicular. #BloodSurf #FrightClub

The shark a'sploded! #BloodSurf #FrightClub

So basically they're getting that 100% pure adrenaline rush I've heard celebrated in song and dance? #BloodSurf #FrightClub

Charlie don't surf, but these two nimrods do. #BloodSurf #FrightClub