mclaren somehow made it to round 12 before doing their first big stinky pit stop of the year and it awakened in me the need to plot things like a sleeper agent as it turns out we might be mclaren now

so i guess someone got in trouble lmao. ill believe the contents of that statement when i see it, no more bullshit for the rest of the season and then maybe we can talk.

well well well

Formula Data Analysis@fdataanalysis.bsky.social · yesterday

📊 RACE PACE #F1 ANT used one more set (4) compared to NOR, yet he was no quicker: that’s why he won comfortably! LEC was as quick as ANT, using as many sets: Ferrari threw away a great result by botching quali for both Sprint and Race! ALO’s good pace won him 2 points: he used just TWO sets! 👌

bruh is anyone else following the story about the sydney marathon accidentally putting the german allianz arena on the finishers medal instead of allianz stadium like HOW??????? HOW does that make it all the way to all of them being produced and no one noticed?????????

okay i’ll fucking say it, brake checking your teammate is completely fucking unacceptable i don’t care who you are or how many championships you have

can we be done with this race yet

@ this race

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓@averageface.swifties.social · 3d ago

@ this sprint race

well. godspeed folks.

COME ON ALBA!!!!!!!!!

this engine sucks, this track sucks, this weather sucks, cancel the weekend i’ve had enough lmao

i mean

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓@averageface.swifties.social · 3d ago

has anyone told sephora that their race suit looks like the fucking fnaf puppet

has anyone told sephora that their race suit looks like the fucking fnaf puppet

lovely stuff charlie!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER MIND THIS POST IS CANCELLED LMAOOOOOOOOOO

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓@averageface.swifties.social · 3d ago

@ this sprint race

@ this sprint race

god this is boring

the softs lmao okay let’s go?????? i guess?????

watched some videos on bead embroidery and now i am convinced i could design and hand bead an entire dress in charles’ helmet pattern and wear it to monaco next year

lmao alex jacques being like “were back from the summer break, it’s FINALLY over” 😭😭😭😭

turned on fp1…. it’s a sprint

i have a client who sells two different types of the same product and a bundle of both the sales page (against my better judgement) has two buy buttons for the two types in the hero section. but every other month they ask if i can add a third button for the bundle and it's TAKING YEARS OFF MY LIFE

lmao i just got this ad, wtf is this?????? recovery from what, the flu i just had????? ULTRA WEALTHY CLIENTS?????????? this apparently costs $165000 aud a WEEK 💀

OH i saw my psychiatrist on monday and she was like, so you’re back, what are your plans? and i was like well i need to figure out some work stuff so i can live in monaco for 3-6 months a year and she was like GOOD!!! thank god!!! you should absolutely do that!!! so uh, doctors orders i guess lmao

so i got this incredibly dramatic message from my sister today apologising for her behaviour and asking to catch up which… idk maybe i would be more inclined to believe it was sincere if i didn’t already know that she’s effectively gotten bored of living in a caravan park 3 hours away with

my mum asked to watch all of charles race wins in full over the summer break and i was like “you’ve definitely seen some of them because i’ve watched them with you here” and she goes “yeah but i didn’t care before” 😭

i made it out of the house!!!! to the psychiatrist lmao

em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓@averageface.swifties.social · last wk.

day 9 update: still sick, every time i think it’s getting better some new horrifying symptom emerges 😭 i have barely been out of bed since i got home and have only left the house once which was a mistake and i had to go to bed immediately after

day 9 update: still sick, every time i think it’s getting better some new horrifying symptom emerges 😭 i have barely been out of bed since i got home and have only left the house once which was a mistake and i had to go to bed immediately after

sir a second cl16 bandana has hit the building

i was away for 3 months and my nephew has learned how to READ holy shit when i left his readers were just pictures with one letter and now they’re little stories tonight he had a new one and he hardly even needed my help he just sounded everything out and read it himself i could CRY im so proud 😭

update: still sick as a dog, now with extra conjunctivitis 🙃 10 days ago i was sipping aperols on the beach in monaco and now im sick as hell and it’s cold and awful like what did i ever do to deserve this