Avery Hage
@averyhage.bsky.social
32. Michigander. Big fan of things that go vroom. He/him
My in-depth analysis and extensive research supports this hypothesis
From what I've seen, Riley Reid kind of gets around
The absolute willpower it’s taking me to not lip sync to this at the gym rn
Thinking about this again because the rape apologia is/was incredibly bothersome and gross
I have seen a few examples (not here) of people questioning the Platner story and it’s pissing me off. It’s always “believe women” “wait it’s someone I like? Well not THIS dumb lying bitch!!”
I just hope it’s a good race but I have my doubts
Yeah whatever put the clash back at Daytona
Questions my girlfriend has asked me today: What’s your favorite shade of your favorite color? What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? What are your thoughts on spiders? How do you do an Under The Sea skill in FH6?
Lap Raptor has these neat little stint visualizers for the IMSA races now. The brighter the color, the faster the driver.
They showed it to me and then 5 minutes later she pulled the trigger lmfao
what did you think i meant?
“Am I out of touch? No. It’s the WOMEN who are wrong.”
someone just dropped their manifesto in my comments section
8 of the 11 GTP cars had at least 1 penalty during today's race. Yes this includes the 31 (speeding in the pits) The only ones that didn't were the 10, 6 (tbd), 60, and 24.
I've always liked cars but I also couldn't tell you a damn thing about how to fix one if something goes wrong.
A lot of people complain EVs are not “car enough”. For me it’s the opposite. I always hated cars. I absolutely hate every mechanical piece and oily part, and the assumption that as a man I should know how it works, and how to fix it when it doesn’t. My EV is a solution to go from A to B.
The car 2nd to last in the teams' championship coming into this race is gonna win lol
Bristol, Darlington, and Gateway in favor of Richmond, New Hampshire, and Watkins Glen for the chase next year Sure what the hell
They've been calling literally everything but don't call that. okay
She gained like 9 seconds worth of lap time by just "locking in" Man if I could do that I'd be the world's greatest Forza player 😂
Very proud of my girlfriend for not throwing the controller directly through the screen because the winter season is being very mean to her in FH6