46. Getting closer. Going for a full loop next Friday.
Noël Coward’s Way Out
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Space pirates make you walk the plank but jokes on them: no gravity
You ever think about how Mishima should have maybe just chilled out
Shot a 94 today, which was really only due to three bad holes. 5 pars. Going to break 90 this year.
Time for some real pervert literature. First story is about a 17 year old who built a magazine reading rack so he could whack off with both hands. (Bring back shop class)
Shake that laffy taffy - remember when that was a hit? That’s right - a Republican president.
Also, a lot of “champagne socialists” wouldn’t be socialists if there was another viable path for universal healthcare & well-funded public education. It’s the impossibility of those ideas in Democratic politics that makes me say, “Well, fine - DSA it is.”
the thing about "champagne socialists" is that a lot of us know we were extraordinarily lucky due to the circumstances of our birth and want better lives for everyone as a result, I do not understand how this is supposed to be a gotcha
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma sure looks like a goddamn movie, for which I am grateful
Good on them.
NEW from me: When Rev. Jen Crow told her congregation Sunday that court filings indicate their church was one of FIVE surveilled by federal immigration agents in recent months, she added, “We know what the work of the church is.” The sanctuary burst into applause. religionnews.com/2026/08/19/d...
But when I do it with kittens everyone is, like, “Nooooooo,” and “Stopppppp,” and, “Meooowwwww.”
Icelandic teenagers tossing baby puffins off a cliff.
Spectacle Recticle Solarium Vivarium Dialectical Collectible I could be in the Red Hot Chili Peppers too
Fails at its stated purpose. Is broken. Doesn’t work.
What do you think? How would you describe it when AI creates inaccurate information?
I am pretty sure I know what the Dunning-Kruger effect is.
Oh no I have to play a bunch of very nice golf courses
You're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year. How are y'all faring in this deal?
I watched Good Will Hunting. Afflecks on fire there.
Who is posting about my novel manuscript?
You're severely unread.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you “Hi, we’re Australian Cowboy and this song is called Free Drugs”
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you Hey, we're Pyloric Stenosis, this is a song called "Debbie"
I will never stop being annoyed by adult culture writers who have never seen Rear Window.